"We must take over Redwall," said Gabool the Wild, King of Searats!
With his pirat (Get it, piRAT!) crew he was sailing across the ocean in a ship. BUT THEN Gabool fell out of the ship and into the water. What a GaBOOB!
"Ha-ha, Gabool. You are such a Gaboob." Said one of Gabool's evil rat soldiers. The other rat men thought the word was hilarious.
"AHAHAHAHAHAA! Tis such a funny word!" said Sam the Searat.
"SHUT UP STUPID SEARATS!" said the angry Gabool or rather GaBOOB! "Don't laugh at me. I'm yore evil king."
"No, yore not the evil king o' searats anymore." the evil rats laughed evilly.
"Aye, a real evil king don't fall off 'is ship!"
"We want the real evil king!"
"Yore not supposed t' rule searats, ye GaBOOB!"
"All yore rule ye've bin doing stupid things, Gabool!"
"E's a terrible warlord, all right, mates! Terrible at being a warlord!"
Gabool yelled, "I 'ATE YEW! Dumb searats! I'm yore ruler an' ye treat me like silly putty," said the GaBOOB.
"C'mon, buckos! We don't need this dumb ruler anymore," said Graypatch. They sailed away, leaving Gabool treading water in the ocean.
"I'll get me revenge on those dirty deck sweepers yet," said Gabool angrily. "But first I need t' kill Mariel an' her father."
Then a Deepcoiler came along and ate Gabool and he died.
THE END