A Ramen Story
by Hopper4546
Naruto woke up, tired from all the training. He got his lazy ass out of bed and started getting changed. He walked over to his Ramen treasure chest, and reached his hand in there. "Are you shittin' me?!" Naruto couldn't find his Ramen. It was all, gone.
"Where did it go?" He ran and looked in his closet, under his bed, and in his bathroom. "I want my Ramen!" Naruto dashed to the Ramen shop. His eyes opened wide, "Oh, my, DAMN. You sons of bitches! Whoever did this is in a bad Mother Fucker!
Naruto looked all around. He saw Pervy Sage and 7 naked girl sleeping on top of him. Naruto smacked Jiraiya in the face. "What?" Jiraiya asked sleepily. He stood up. The last thing Naruto wanted to see. Jiraiya was naked. A girl woke up, she put her legs into a stratle position. Jiraiya says to her "You're my favorite!" He stared at her. "Naruto what do you want?" Jiraiya says. "Wheres my Ramen?" Naruto exclaimed. "Naruto, can't you see I'm in the middle of something!" He went back to making love. "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Gimme that, ohhhhh…." The girl said.
Sasuke and Sakura walked over. "Jiraiya, seriously! Get a room!" Sasuke said.
"I'll get in a room with you Sasuke." Sakura tried out. Sasuke answers "Auctually, I'm feeling the mood." He took off his shirt and pants, and sakura took off her shirt and pants. They ran to the nearest motel.
"Oh, Sasuke. The Uchihis do it sooo, well." Sakura was loving the way they were loving. "You mean you had sex with Itachi?" Sasuke asked. "Every bit was my pride and joy. He does it much better than you!" Sakura exclaimed. "Oh, then I'll break his record!" Sasuke exclaimed. Under sakuras breath she yipped for joy.
Naruto walks into their love affair. "You guys should get a locking door."