AN - My first fanfic (:
Yes this is random and completely pointless :D
Written by DB, ON, IS and myself via Facebook
Sorry if this offends any Edward fans ;)
Love Indie xo
PS - (Obviously) I do not own any Twilight characters, but Sally is mine :) And apologies for gramatical errors/punctuation, as well as the parts of the story which don't flow that well - that's the result of having people follow on from another person's idea, I guess. I'm going to stop writing now, or before long this AN will be longer than the story itself, which is very short.
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One day, a little girl named Sally decided to go outside and play in the garden. She saw a vampire named Edward Cullen. Sally was curious so she decided to get a closer look at the vampire, but was disappointed because she discovered that Edward Cullen was actually a sparkly fairy. He took off all of his scales and shared them around with everyone.
Sally woke up and realized it was all a dream. She heard a noise outside and so she opened the door expecting to see her pet cat, but intead she found that Edward Cullen was standing at the front door staring at her. Sally slapped Edward in the face because she thought he was stalking her. Edward ran away because he got rejected by Sally.
He was so upset that he begged Carlisle to take their family somewhere far away, where nothing could remind him of Sally. While staying with their Denali friends they met another girl named Sally. This Sally didn't like Edward very much either. He got even more upset, so he moved to Forks with his adoptive family.
He stayed in Forks for a few years, but he remained 'the single Cullen', the object of every girl's affections - until he met Bella Swan.
He was mad about her, but she thought that he was weird and different, and she was right...
And so begins the twisted romance known as Twilight, which crushed the dreams of so many girls who were hoping that Edward would show an interest in them.
The End (: