Once upon a time there was a little boy named tom. he was in a place where the kids that didn't have a mommy and daddy lived at. then he was very sad. then he grew up and became very much handsome. then he turned into a snake-man and killed a lot of people, and that was really bad. then he killed haryy poter's parents, and then hairy had to go live with his aunt and his unle and his cousin, who was very not much nice, aka evil. so then hary learned that he was magical, an dthen he went to school at horgrawts and made friends with Ronald and this ugly annoying chick with booshy hair. she was very a lot smart although. so then they attacked tom riddle aka LORD VOLDIMORRT! and then he coukldnt get that rock thing that was supposed to make him live for a long time and he became angry and then he killed that dudewith the turban whos body he was inhabiotating , and that was sad. then hairy got older and all his loved ones started to die and he was upset so he went out to go kill LORD VOLDIMORRT! and ended up that LORD VOLDIMORRT! killed him and poked out his bottle-green eyes and put them on his charm necklace next to his loved ones because he also had hairy's soulmate ginny's scalp and charming red hair hangind from the charm necklace and the red and green went quite lovely together like it was CHRISTMASS! HOOOOORAAAAYYYY!1