Hello, mortals. Sorry for not updating ANYTHING for so long.
THIS IS STRICTLY A CRACK FIC. Because, seriously, would Ginrei, Byakuya's granddaddy, do what he does below?
I didn't think so.
Byakuya: Grandad, I shall quit school like Bill Gates and become richer.
Ginrei: *slaps* Please cope with Shihoin-donos sexual harrasment for a bit more, son. *snaps fingers and flips hair like in Boy with Old Mans Hair Chappie 2* Remember, son? I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
Byakuya: But oji-sama, I must quit it—
Ginrei: *starts poking Byakuya with cane* Listen, son. If you aint in school u aint doing a good thing and getting bitches to I can be all like Isshin Kurosaki to Ichigo Kurosaki about your sister/sister-in-law! *looks at Kubo* Wait. Did I say too much?
Kubo: Don't worry, Ginrei. It is all going...according to plan. Why else do you think Byakuya didn't forget Rukia in the 3rd Bleach movie?
Byakuya: Oji-sama! I never knew you knew such...obsene words!
Ginrei: *slaps Byakuya's back* You'll understand when ur at the age. Then u'll see how important it is for you to be like, "WHERE THEM GURLS AT!"
Kubo: Yes yes, I must be going. I need to meet with Matsumoto.
Byakuya: Wait, Kurosaki has another Kurosaki?
*Kubo leaves*
Ginrei: Oh, yes, with highlight orange hair which blinds everyone. Ur future wife's sister who looks exactly like her will live in his room.
...Yes it needs improvements.
Requests? Review 'em. Hell, review anyway, since reviews make my day and my day hasn't been made as of yet.
Love and Panda Plushies,
Sabby-sama the Empress of Pandas