A/N: Being crazy PotC fans, and also being vaguely crazy in general, we've decided to create this fanfiction. We guarantee that by the end of this series, your every ship will be fufilled. Keep in mind that some of this is serious fanfiction and most not, it's more like a crazed pair of fan's deranged joke, so don't flame us ) w! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the madness of two obsessive fangirl johnny-depp stalker fans who have a dream of every shipper being happy. ) Just to let y'all know, some of them are serious, and some not, but here are some things planned.

Elizawill (Elizabeth/Will)

Elizajack (Elizabeth/Jack)

Elizabeckett (Elizabeth/Beckett)

Willington (Norrington/Will)

Wack (Will/Jack)

Draken (Davy Jones/Kraken)

Chapter One: Meet Elizawill.

Will walked in to the dark and seductively lit bedroom, with handcuffs around his wrists, only this time he wasn't bring arrested. There lay Elizabeth, still in her wedding dress, reclined on the sumptous bed.

"Finally, I have you. No bars to keep us apart now." muttered Elizabeth as she crooked her hips suggestively.

"I never knew that under that dainty girl exterior there was a naughty woman lying in wait..." said Will as he reclined on the bed next to her...

"And I never knew that under that shirt there was such well-defined muscles..." she said as she tore off his shirt and ran a finger down his muscley muscular macho monstrous muscles. She pulled a key out of her cleavage and dangled it torturously in front of his face. "I could take these handcuffs off, or I could let you be my slave. What do you think?"

"Whatever you'd prefer,love." He said as he smiled flirtatiously.

"Well who would undo my corset if your hands were chained?" She smoothly slid the key into the lock on the handcuffs and she let them clatter to the floor.

Jack Sparrow, who happened to be outside the door; whispered to himself: "Ooh! Me! Me! Pick me! Pick me!'"

She giggled as she examined Will, his soft skin a delicate shade of tan from working outside She pushed his dark hair from his face, and pullled his large hands towards her chest. Elizabeth slowly turned, letting Will's hands linger until they came upon her corset. He slowly began to unlace them, one by one.

"Oh Will, I cannot contain myself for much longer. Do hurry.!" She sighed as the laces came loose succesively. "Oh Will, I am so ready for this. I've been waiting for this for a long time, waiting for the longest time, my passions, my urges cannot be quenched so easily...Take me Will!" she moaned as she hastily slid out of her corset and pulled herself towards him.

"All in good time, love. We must wait for the oppurtune moment..." he said softly and gently as he caressed her.

"Seducing me is not like waging one of your battles, Will! I cannot wait for the oppurtune moment! I need you right now!" She gasped as she pulled him towards her passionately. "GRAB me Will!"

Will slowly moved his hands towards her shift, feeling curiousity arising. He wanted to see her, the full her. His hands began to shake as he slid off her shift, and gazed upon her beautiful delicate body for the first time.

As Will's quivering hands touched her bare skin , Elizabeth felt a pleasant warm sensation run through her entire body. She savagely tore off his trousers, animal sensations that she had never felt before awakening within her. As she slid off the last remaining bit of clothing on him, she gazed at him, taking in every inch of him, and there were plenty of inches.

"Are you sure you're ready for this?" He said gently as he reached out to her.

She breathed raggedly as her gaze locked into his. "I've been waiting for this moment my whole life." She pounced upon him.

Their hearts started beating faster, the sweat started pouring, the sweet nothings became unspoken, as they gave in to the passion of the night.