Disclaimer: I do not own, nor did create Sly Cooper or other related characters. This is a short little story. I have written all the chapters, as I do with my other stories, and loaded it to my documents. It's a comedy, sort of, so I do hope you enjoy it! It has only five chapters and I will post them some time in August and so on.

A Trip To The Shrink

Carmelita had just been through a rough couple of weeks. She just couldn't wait to get to his office, she had to tell her trouble's to someone.

"Good to see you agian, Ms. Fox." Carmelita was used to her trip to the shrink's, she had going since she started on the Cooper case.

Carmelita laid down on the red velvet sofa. "I have been having trouble." She began to tell of her worries. "That blasted raccoon has used up my last nerve!" The firery fox showed her fangs, she was seething with anger.

The grey ferret noted something on his note pad. "So your here again because of Mr. Cooper?" Hetold herexactly what she had just told him. "Please tell me why you are here." He had a gently voice.

Carmelita started to retell the last few weeks. "It all started on my birthday,"

Bently and his pal Murry were siting in their living room. "Ack!" The turtle gasped for air. "What is that?" His voice was strained. Murry passed out on the couch, his pink face was now a fushia hue. Bently covered his nose and followed the scent down a hallway and infront of Sly's bathroom door.

Knock! Knock! The raccoon was grooming him self when he heard a faint knock at the door. He finished up what he was doing and opened the door. Bently was over whelmed by said scent when the door opened. The green turtle fell to the ground. Sly waved his hand in an attempt to clear the air.

Bently regained his composer and gazed at the raccoon that stood before him. Sly had a tux on and a gift box on his cane. "How could I have forgotten?" Bently said as he saw Sly ready for a night out.

"Yep!" He was in a joyful mood. "The third it is!" It seemed as though nothing would get Sly down. He saw the disaprovement expression on Bently's face. "You can't change my mind." he kidded.

"I knowIcan't stop you from doing this but," He raised a finger and pointed it at Sly. "Just drop the gift off and go this time." Sly knew Bently meant he shouldn't mess around. "She'll chase you for sure!" He yelled off to Sly who had jumped out his bed room window.

Sly skidded off pipes and down railings all untill he reached his most favorite buildung in all of Paris. He checked his watch which read 'eight o'clock. Sly knew his lady love would most certainly be im her appartment. He climbed the drain pipe and swung himself on to Carmelita's fire escape nad peered inside. "She's not there." This was unlike the fox. She usually spent her birthdays at home. "Oh, well." Still feeling optimistict, Sly climbed his way back onto the appartment's roof top. he planned to find Carmelita and, unlike previous years, deliver the gift in person.

Don't wory! If you are thinking I have too many unfinishedfics, it's not true. Every time a fic pops into my head I just have to post them or else I'll forget the idea. I have a least Three other Cooper fics in the works.I have written the last chapters of Cooper returns and Trio plus one and will post them later. My summer vacation is coming to a end and I won't be able to post them for a long time. I have been using a siblings computer to write my fics, but now I moving to a new town. So this means it will be a long time till I can up-date my stories. Sorry :(