Cut Productions: Chapter 1

March 20-June 1, 2011

Hello audience! This is our first story and we are SOOOOOOO excited about posting it! We are also, very, very, very, VERY sorry though. Before this, we actually posted everything we had written instead of the divided chapters we had agreed on, and it had missing sentences and everything! Anyways, we apologize to the people who have already read the previous addition. This is our first story and we are trying to learn how to do and handle all of this stuff! Oh, and if you are reading this, could you PLEASE review? We have got it right this time, and we would love it so much if you reviewed for us. Oh, and also just as a heads up, we are very slow, busy writers. We are determined to finish this story before we go and start posting anything else. But just so you know what is happening, I suggest you check up regularly only once every 1-2 weeks. Oh, and once autumn comes around with all of its 'SCHOOL'S BACK' glory, we suggest you do not check up until next summer. Ha! Ha! We are just kidding…only checkup once every 2 months. Seriously. AAANNNYYYWWWAAAYYYSS, enough of our conversation, let's get on with reading the story!

Cut Productions presents…

A Seemingly Perfect Day

Part 1: Seeking the Truth

It was a beautiful fresh spring morning on the planet of Coruscant. Everything was quiet and peaceful…and that was exactly what was getting on Anakin's nerves.

He had woken up in the morning refreshed, and not disturbed by a noisy racket designed awake him earlier. He had gotten up leisurely, and had eaten a quiet breakfast without any findings of fiendish, slimy (or poisonous) things in his food.

And now he was walking the halls of the Jedi Temple at 9:30 (okay, 9:31), and nothing scary, harmful, or life threatening had happened to him ALL MORNING.

And now it was really getting to him.

"How come everything is so disturbingly perfect today!" Anakin cried. He suddenly looked from side to side, expecting and half hoping to see something lethal charging at him. Instead, there was nothing.

"Oh-come-ON!" Anakin cried. Then suddenly, it hit him (not literally).

"This is what she wants. This is her new torment method. To drive me crazy by doing nothing! Just leaving me to scare myself into insanity! WE-ELL, Ahso-KA! You won't get me this time!" he screamed at the top of his lungs, "It will not work! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

For 9:31 (okay, 9:35), there was a lot of people out walking the halls...and they were all staring at Anakin.

Of course, he did not notice because he was too busy rambling and shouting to no one in particular. Or, to be more specific the CEILING.

"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-huuuuuu" (taking of breath) "-HAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE ABUGABOO!" he was still laughing (if you could call it that).

People were starting to walk awkwardly and quickly away. Anakin was now shouting random words at the floor, convinced that there was a candid camera watching him.

He demanded answers from the taunting walls (at least that's what they were doing in his eyes). (He has problems!)

Now people were REALLY starting to get weirded out, and began murmuring amongst themselves and huddling into groups. Want to know what they said? Well, then here you go!:

"Some Chosen One. Sheesh!"

"They must have made a mistake."

"Who is he talking to?"

"Weirdooo!"

"That guy must have the same mental condition as Yoda. No offense, dude."

"Taken none! Have I CAAAFFFEEEEIIIIIINNNNEEE!"

Okay. Yah, um, Yoda gets his words mixed up and craves coffee. Back to Anakin…

Feeling triumphant and defiant, Anakin decided to stop yelling at inanimate objects and marched back to his quarters. He walked through his courter's front door and stood triumphantly in the middle of the living room for a few moments.

There was a silence. You could hear the crickets chirping.

Anakin came to his senses…kind of.

Anakin peered over his shoulder suspiciously, and suddenly whirled around.

He still was not convinced that Ahsoka was going to leave him alone. He began to back down the hallway to his part of the quarters, then suddenly he heard- snoring?

Anakin walked through the living room and down Ahsoka's hallway (their quarters were shared). He cautiously sneaked down the hallway to Ahsoka's room, prepared for any traps along the way. By the end of the hallway, Anakin had avoided two electric fences, three smashing walls, ten trap doors, five spinning saws, three dropping electric cages, some lasers, and a few other 'mild' dangers.

Gasping now, Anakin pushed the button to open Ahsoka's door just in time to see a red boxing glove shoot from the wall om her room and squarely hit him between the eyes.

Anakin went shooting backward and would have fallen into one of the trap doors with poisonous snakes inside-ahem, let me rephrase that.

Anakin was tossed like a teddy bear and would have died under the pile of snakes but thanks to his superior Jedi skills he was able to land in an upside down crab stance! (You know, with your stomach to the ceiling? Not a very good position for boys' period.)

"AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" Anakin screamed in pain.

Using the force, he was able to escape his VERY uncomfortable position and triple flipped back into his original position just in time to see a blue boxing glove come from out of nowhere to punch him in the stomach.

He then went shooting back into his original uncomfortable stance that he had been in only a few moments before but this time with the wind knocked out of him.

Now reply all of that in slow deep voice motion and it turns out really cool!

Red eyed, sweating, panting, and exhausted, Anakin opened the door to Ahsoka's room for the third time just in time to avoid other various boxing gloves and few sleeping darts.

"Something's not right with that girl." Anakin said to himself.

Then, he walked a few paces and found himself stock-still, bewildered and astonished, to find Ahsoka-gasp-, SLEEPING IN HER BED!

Dun, dun, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn! Ha! Ha! Well, I guess you will just have to wait until the next time where we continue with the story line, but oh! Maybe, we could give you a slight sneak preview! So in that case, here you go!

A Seemingly Perfect Day:

Part #2: Sneek Preveiw of 'Weird and Creepy Ways to do Normal Things in the Morning':

Anakin was stunned and speechless. He stood in his place staring and blinking for...a minute.

Then coming to the conclusion that this was what it seemed, he suddenly let out a wild cry screaming, "AHHHHHSSSOOOOOKKKAAAAAA!"

One of Ahsoka's eyes opened half way and the other one quarter and she started to blink. She grumbled something in reply to Anakin's wild exclamation. "Wat? Ughhhh, (groaning) goesth oway I'd don' wantha sliceth of cheeseth."

"What?" Anakin asked. He pondered for a moment on Ahsoka's words, and came to conclude that they meant, "What? Ugh (that's the groaning), go away; I do not want a slice of cheese."

"What?" Anakin said, this time louder. Ahsoka's head popped up out of the covers and blinked at him for a moment. She then spoke, "What do you whant? Go away."

"No!" Anakin said defiantly, "Not until I get what I came for!"

What did I come for? He asked himself.

"Five more minutes." Ahsoka grumbled, her head sinking back onto her pillow.

"No," Anakin said. Then he went over to the side of Ahsoka's bed and started shaking her…

Okay. That's it. But hark! I hear the sound of more typing! Meaning the next chapter should not be too long.

Sincerely, -Cut Productions