Disclaimer: I don't own one piece (of course). If I do, I would put Zoro together with Nami in the series.

A/N. This is my very first fic! Please enjoy!

Ch 1. A Debtor and His Debtee

"ZORO. COME DOWN HERE YOU LAZY BUM!" a loud voice suddenly pierced the silence of a lazy afternoon in Thousand Sunny.

Zoro opened his good eye, startled, and then grunted. "That damn woman, what is it now?"

He walked lazily to the crow's nest window and then looked down, looking at a certain redhead with arms crossing and a frown meeting his gaze.

"What is it Nami?" asked him nonchalantly while scratching his back, despite his irritation of being woken up in such way.

"Have you been using my shampoo?" Nami asked, swinging her shampoo bottle in an endearing way. "I think it's emptied rather quickly. Did you happen to use some of it?"

A vein popped in Zoro's head. That's it? I was woken up by that greedy bitch because her shampoo is running out? In spite of his murdering thoughts he still kept his cool not to lose his temper too quickly.

"No. Go ask someone else, Nami." Turning his back and drifting to his haven once more.

"Really? Cause to me, you're ignoring me like that is quite the evidence that you're the one who keep using my shampoo!" But there's no answer from the crow's nest. Fuming, Nami started walking to the main mast. "Zoro! I'm coming up! You better explain why you use my shampoo."

"What the hell Nami! I never used your shampoo! Why do you keep accusing me like that? Besides, your shampoo stinks." He lied. He always loved the scent of her whenever she is passing near him. He also loved the scent of mikan trees and wouldn't want turning down her offer to help plucking the mikans. The scent of her shampoo too, which is obviously mikan, was intoxicating.

"How dare you! It costs me good 100 Belis! And because you keep using it, I'm gonna charge you 200 Belis now."

"Why the hell is it more expensive than the shampoo itself? I didn't even use handful of it!" Zoro blurted out. Realizing his blunder, his eyes turned wide and his hands covered his mouth. Shit.

Smiling slyly, Nami stepped forward slowly. "What did you just say? Could you repeat it for me?"

The now panicked swordsman took a step back. "I..It's not like what you think, Nami. I..I used it on Chopper the other day. He said that he wanted to smell like you!"

Still smiling, Nami kept marching toward Zoro. A nervous Zoro is only an arm's reach now.

"I'm going to add 1000 Belis to your debt Zoroo~o" Said Nami with a big smile plastered on her face.

"Why is it increasing now? I haven't done anything!" Zoro protested just to meet a fist in the back of his head.

"Shut up thief. You lied to me. Thieves don't have any rights to defend themselves!"

"You're a thief too, you evil money-grubbing witch! I don't want to hear that from you!" cursed Zoro just to be hit in the same spot.

"What the hell did you say to say to Nami-swan you shitty marimo! I'll send you to the depths of hell myself you dipshit!" Sanji, who was cooking dinner, opened the kitchen door while yelling at the top of his lungs.

"I wasn't talking to you swirly bastard! How can you hear it for the kitchen anyway? Are you some kind of stalker now?"

"I'm not a stalker! I just heard a lady being abused by some mountain ogre that doesn't know his place!" Sanji retorted. "What did you say?" Zoro shouted back, completely forgotten about Nami's presence. "Do you wanna fight you stalker cook?"

"Bring it! I won't lose anyway!" Sanji had too absorbed in this fight that he had forgotten about his cooking.

"Shitty cook! I'm going to shre-" Zoro was unable to finish his sentence as he was cut by Nami and pounded for the third time it the same place. There are three lumps now. "SHUT UP YOU TWO! WHY DID YOU ALWAYS FIGHT FOR PETTY THINGS!" Both Sanji and Zoro now stopped fighting.

"As if you're putting debt over important things, woman. Besides I wasn't lying about Chopper wanted to smell like you! He did!" Zoro said.

"Don't you ever put that cute, innocent reindeer in your schemes, Zoro! I know he is innocent!" Nami's voice was threatening now that's Chopper's involved.

"I was telling the truth! Don't you trust my words?"

"How can a debtee trust the debtor when he never pays the debtee back?"

"You made up all of those debts, Nami! I never have any debt to you in the first place." Zoro started to lose his cool over the argument.

Nami glared at Zoro for a few seconds and then proceeded to say her sure-kill sentence to get his way with Zoro. "Too bad Zoro, I thought you're a man of your words. I never thought you wouldn't even keep one promise."

Zoro realized he just can't reason with this girl anymore. This woman is crazy! I don't even understand what she is talking about. "Okay Nami you win, I'm sorry for using your shampoo and I won't do it again. Now would you kindly scram so I could continue sleeping, please" Zoro pleaded. He was just too tired to keep the conversation alive. He just want Nami not bothering him now.

"And for being a liar."

"And for being a liar." Zoro repeated her.

Nami grinned. She has won an argument with Zoro for hundreds of time now, yet she's still feeling victorious and triumphant after winning the argument.

"Sure Zoro, sleep well and have a sweet dream." Nami said while smiling sweetly, and then proceeded to turn around and headed for the exit, but suddenly her movement stopped at the doorway.

"Oh, by the way Zoro"

Zoro averted his gaze to her once again, annoyed. "What?"

"You can still use my shampoo if you want."

As Nami climbed down the crow's nest, Zoro just sat in his place, dumbfounded by Nami's last words, seemingly trying to find the meaning behind the maze-like conversation he just had.

"So what's the point then?" Zoro asked himself. He then shrugged and went back snoring.

*On the deck*

"Seems like their quarrel is over now." Usopp said as he saw Nami climbing down the mast.

"Yeah, Nami can be scary sometimes, isn't she Usopp?" Chopper asked while being groomed by another girl on the deck.

"Of course, and you don't want to mess with her when she's like that. Geez, that stupid Zoro, what did he do this time?" Usopp muttered while walking away.

"She was mad when she knew her shampoo is depleting, but when she knew Zoro put it on me and his own hair she's suddenly not as mad as before. Do you think she's still mad, Robin?" Chopper asked the older girl, scared.

"Oh she found out? Then I don't think she is mad at all." Robin answered while giggling knowingly.

To Be Continued.

A/N. I finished it. I FINISHED IT. MY VERY FIRST FIC ABOUT THIS COUPLE. I'M SO HAPPY! Pls rate & review. And I need critics aswell as this is my first writing too apart from my first fic. Thx!