The Makeover
By : Hurmynee
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE! I don't own Harry Potter, or Hermione Granger, or Voldemort, or Ron Weasley (oh, but I'd like to *wink*) or any of them! J.K. Rowling does, and that reminds me, Mrs. Rowling, when will Ron Weasley come in my mail box?
Episode One : The Realisation
Hermione woke up one morning, about a week or two into summer holiday. She stretched happily, and looked at her calendar. After staring at it for a few minutes, she realised something; it was her 16th birthday!
She thought she would never be more giddy. 'Oh boy, oh boy, oh...boys! That's right, mum and dad said I could date after I turned 16!' She thought about the boy of her dreams, the one that she loved more than ever, and wished that he would just feel the same towards her.
She hopped out of bed and got her hairbrush, and started brushing her hair. After one hundred strokes, she bounced off to look at her new mature self in the mirror. When she got to the mirror, she frowned. Her hair looked more frizzy than it had the night before. She flipped some hair off her shoulder as she went for a hairband.
After putting it up in a little ponytail, she sighed. 'That's much better'. She smiled. She liked smiling much better since Madam Pomfrey had fixed her buck teeth after Malfoy tried to turn them into beaver teeth.
Hermione then remembered that it was breakfast time, so she walked downstairs to breakfast.
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Hermione felt so full, that she went off to her room to go read some more books. When she got back upstairs, however, she ended up just staring at herself in the mirror again. And then, it her. 'How will a boy ever like me with these looks...let alone...my dream boy!'
At that moment, she decided that when she got to Hogwarts, she would start work on her looks, as a matter of fact, she would go on a full on makeover. 'Yes, that sounds like a good idea; I'm pathetically skinny, especially around my bust. And my hair...that could definately use improvement...'
Leaving it at that, she went to get those books she was intending to read.
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A/N : Sorry about the chappie being slightly on the short side. This is just the intro chappie though; they should get longer as we get more into the story. And funnier, it should definately get funnier. Well, while I'm in this writing state, I'm going to work on my other HP parodies as well.
By : Hurmynee
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE HARRY POTTER FRANCHISE! I don't own Harry Potter, or Hermione Granger, or Voldemort, or Ron Weasley (oh, but I'd like to *wink*) or any of them! J.K. Rowling does, and that reminds me, Mrs. Rowling, when will Ron Weasley come in my mail box?
Episode One : The Realisation
Hermione woke up one morning, about a week or two into summer holiday. She stretched happily, and looked at her calendar. After staring at it for a few minutes, she realised something; it was her 16th birthday!
She thought she would never be more giddy. 'Oh boy, oh boy, oh...boys! That's right, mum and dad said I could date after I turned 16!' She thought about the boy of her dreams, the one that she loved more than ever, and wished that he would just feel the same towards her.
She hopped out of bed and got her hairbrush, and started brushing her hair. After one hundred strokes, she bounced off to look at her new mature self in the mirror. When she got to the mirror, she frowned. Her hair looked more frizzy than it had the night before. She flipped some hair off her shoulder as she went for a hairband.
After putting it up in a little ponytail, she sighed. 'That's much better'. She smiled. She liked smiling much better since Madam Pomfrey had fixed her buck teeth after Malfoy tried to turn them into beaver teeth.
Hermione then remembered that it was breakfast time, so she walked downstairs to breakfast.
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Hermione felt so full, that she went off to her room to go read some more books. When she got back upstairs, however, she ended up just staring at herself in the mirror again. And then, it her. 'How will a boy ever like me with these looks...let alone...my dream boy!'
At that moment, she decided that when she got to Hogwarts, she would start work on her looks, as a matter of fact, she would go on a full on makeover. 'Yes, that sounds like a good idea; I'm pathetically skinny, especially around my bust. And my hair...that could definately use improvement...'
Leaving it at that, she went to get those books she was intending to read.
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A/N : Sorry about the chappie being slightly on the short side. This is just the intro chappie though; they should get longer as we get more into the story. And funnier, it should definately get funnier. Well, while I'm in this writing state, I'm going to work on my other HP parodies as well.