Operation M.A.T.R.I.X.
Mad
Australian
Tries
Ridiculous
Imported
Xylophone
Lord Turbine
WELCOME TO MY FIRST KND FIC! And my first fic under this name! It's gonna be an exciting Matrix spoof, so get ready! Starring Wally, A.K.A. Numbah 4, as Neo, Kuki, A.K.A. Numbah 3, as Trinity, and the other KND put in as other characters (Numbah 1 as Morpheus, Numbah 2 as the technical dude, Numbah 5 as that black chick from the second movie, etc.). You'll get the title later, I promise. ENJOY!
Oh, by the way, this is one of the few stories that does not have Numbah 4 reading the disclaimer, instead I have...
Numbah 2: What the? Why am I here?
Lord Turbine: Because you deserve more respect on then being paired up with that fat slob Lizzie.
Numbah 2: Hey, yeah, you're right. She's ugly!
Lord Turbine: Exactly. Now, go ahead, on with the disclaimer.
Numbah 2: Okay... Lord Turbine, A.K.A. LT, A.K.A. SugarAddict, A.K.A. Srg. Scruffy, A.K.A. SkizexRunner, A.K.A. TurbineEddyPrower, does not own any of this, not even the plot line, except for the part with the xylophone. LT does not own the KND, Mr. Warburton, or any character mentioned here except when it's obvious that the character is an OC. There, I'm done.
LT: Good for you. Let's continue with the shortest chapter in this story, shall we?
"Wake up Neon... the Matrix has you..."
The computer screen was black. Those green words flashed upon the screen. Fifteen-year-old Wallabee "Wally" Beatles was asleep, with his head down on his desk. Wally, widely known by his online persona Neon, was tired from a long day at the clubs. He awoke to see the screen, just after the message appeared. He replied,
"What is this?"
Another message followed,
"Follow the white truck. You will find more information there."
He looked out his window.
"That white truck?" He typed.
"Yes, that one. Intercept it and follow it. I can't reveal where it is going, just follow it. In it, you shall find an important package addressed to you. It will be from a Mr. Warburton. Take the package and run before you are bugged." The stranger continued.
"Bugged?" Wally asked.
"You'll find out later. The truck is stopped right now, so now's your chance." Replied the person on the other end.
"How do you know all of this?" Wally queried.
"I just do."
"Who are you?"
"A friend. Just remember this, Neon... Free Your Mind..."
With that, Wallabee's computer went black. He walked to his windowsill.
"It is stopped..."
He ran downstairs and quickly headed outside after the truck, which started up as he stepped onto his front porch.
Meanwhile, downtown, an on-foot cop chase was commencing. It was three cops after one person: the mysterious fifteen-year-old hacker known as Kekio, A.K.A. Kuki Sanban. Kekio was far ahead of these fat city cops, and was too focused on finding Nitro then anything else. Plus, she knew the secrets of this fake world, and she could easily use that against them. Besides, she couldn't get hurt by their bullets unless they hit her as she was jacking out, which she certainly wouldn't do until these three were taken care of and Nitro's location was secured.
Nitro and her were inside the Matriarch for one reason... find, secure, and free The One. Nitro was somewhere inside the city watching over The One and contacting him somehow. She still didn't know who The One was, but Nitro trusted his instinct... that's what got them into this entire mess...
R&R please! Sorry it was so short, but I have to go to sleep early tonight. I'M GOING TO SIX FLAGS TOMORROW MORNING! YAY!!! I'll be gone until Saturday, but while I'm there, I'll be sure to take paper and write out the next few chapters... REVIEW, DANG IT! GOOD OR BAD, REVIEW!