Barnyard Movie: Final Cut
Chapter 1: Dead on Arrival
DJ's P.O.V. (Point of View)
There are many threats to the barnyard. A curse called Los Sonidos del Silencio was accidentally unleashed. The questionable Reverka curse remains to be seen. Dag and his aquaintance have also been threats but have been killed for the same reason. The recurring Veronica and Lily have finally straightened up. Prunella has yet to do the same as she now is only a spirit. She and Thor had teamed up to kill with urban legends, disguising themselves as Brenda Bates from Urban Legend and Professor Soloman from Urban Legends: Final Cut (the killer costumes). Sweet Tooth is eternally in Twisted Metal. We had once nearly been killed by Adelita (my deceased daughter) and Voorleigh's lava and nearly again by guns and knives. Past, present and future enemies had gathered for a battle royale in Rome against me and lost. After it all being between us and enemies, Sasha LaFleur and Charlie B. Barkin accidentally met us and we had seemed to be going through a real-life sequel of Scream. 'Tarantino' Mickey was also a killer as well as someone Scream characters and any of us you would call "from Barnyard or All Dogs Go To Heaven" wouldn't know. Her name was Hayley Shafer. When we think screaming is over; after we had just gotten back from Scarlett Temple, Georgia; I recieve a phonecall from San Francisco, the home of Sasha and Charlie; and I have been told Ghostface is back and is after Sasha and Charlie. All of us come to find out it is one of Veronica's friends, Camille Yun and help from the second worst villain of the universe and first of Hell. Not only is she that, but in a not understanding way, she's my cousin... a she-devil by the name of Belladonna. Screaming remains to be done a fourth time now. Even so, holidays aren't always good, especially when you think someone you know all too well is trying to cause mischief when they're not. And when you think Hell-on-Earth is over, you're most definitely wrong! Wait until the werewolf and tragedy season of Vantulijust. Led by Mastress Dark, a hooded figure; and an unknown higher power were attacks by three werewolves named Kag, Dagger and Jason-Jason being the only survivor of the original attack and was later killed in the second attempt of killing. It is yet to be told whether the attack will return or not...
Narrator's P.O.V.
It was dark within a forrest of green and blue-green leaves near Coldsprings-Wilderville, Montana. A yellow-green 4x4 pickup truck drove through the woods. A doe was eating some grass when a light shined upon her face. She opened her eyes and saw it was a truck. Right about the time she turned her head, it was too late to run.
But as it seemed, a deer watched the scene. He held her in his arms.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!" he shouted toward the sky.
A few months later.
DJ's P.O.V.
It seems like I hadn't seen fresh foliage in a while. I just wish I could find some sign that there are fresh foliage still standing somewhere.
So, we're heading down to San Francisco for a surprise drop-by.
Narrator's P.O.V.
Right across from Sasha & Charlie's Flea Bite Caf , the barnyard members parked cars. There were a yellow Dodge Ram with a box over the bed and a satellite dish on it (DJ's truck); a black Dodge Ram (a different one from the one in the previous story, as it got melted.); a red 2009 Ford Mustang GT; and a black Ford F-150 with blue flames (It wasn't at the farm when the lava came. It was at a car repair shop.).
The Ford F-150 belonged to Nate and Maybella, but Jacob and Becca "Zecca" also rode in it; Daisy was a passenger in DJ's yellow Dodge; the red Mustang was Abby's while Otis rode as a passenger; and finally, the black Dodge was Bessy's.
The crew walked into the restaraunt.
"Well, here I am at Le Flea Bite!" said DJ.
Sasha turned around.
"DJ!" said Sasha, ran and hugged him.
"Hey, Doggy." said DJ. "How's my beautiful Irish Setter?"
"I'm okay. What about my handsome cow?" asked Sasha.
"Long time, no see." said DJ and kissed Sasha. Charlie rolled his eyes.
"So, is anyone hungry?" asked Sasha.
"I want a carrot stick and string cheese." said DJ.
"I'm not hungry." said Daisy.
"I want pizza." said Jacob and Nate at the same time.
"Pizza, yum!" said Maybella and Becca at the same time.
"Let's just make that carrot sticks, string cheese and a couple pans of veggie pizza." said Sasha. "Charlie, please get on the orders."
"Yes, Miss Stress!" said Charlie, angry with Sasha and DJ.
"I gotta talk to you in private." said Sasha.
They went out behind Flea Bite.
"Yeah?" asked DJ.
"I'm pregnant again." said Sasha.
"That's great!" said DJ. "So, why's this private?"
"Charlie said he only wants two children, and I'm having twins." said Sasha. "I just was wanting to know, because I thought you'd be a good father... will you adopt one?"
"You mean it!" asked DJ, excitedly.
Sasha shook her head yes.
"Well... YES! I'd LOVE to!" said DJ.
Sasha smiled.
