Doc Ock's interveiw with a crazy fangirl Fangirl: OhmygodOhmygodO My GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ock: raises eyebrow dont have a seizure. Fangirl: Oh my god you are hot Ock: um. . . thanks? Fangirl: I am your biggest fan Ock: pushes her away and wipes drool off of his shirt I can tell Fangirl: No really, I would do anything to- Ock: Dont even say it. Fangirl: pushes out lower lip and puts on puppy dog eyes But I LUVS you... Ock: o0 Fangirl: what?What are you looking at? Ock: lets change the subject. Fangirl : okay! What are your hobbies? Ock: Playing with tridium, causing panic, and hurling cars through the so-called Safety Glass. Fangirl: . . . . . . . YAY! okay. . . . so, um. . . Ooh! I know! lets chant! "Kill Spiderman! Toss him in a tin can, show him whos the real man, Kill spiderman!" Ock:mouth falls open cash register style You are a seriously insane case. Fangirl: But Im YOUR seriously insane case. Ock: I guess so . . . . Fangirl: Yup! Now show me your tentacles! I wanna see them! Ock: um. . . .okay. . . .lifts off trenchcoat, revealing four tentacles Fangirl: ooo. . . . . pretty. . . . Ock: smiles and does tricks with tentacles Fangirl: stumbles toward him in an almost hypnotized statehehehehe. . . .grabs tentacles Ock:pulls them back quickly YOU ARE A FREAK! Fangirl: faints Ock:drags body away Meanwhile, spiderman, the greengoblin and venom sat watching the interview on live television. They all laughed. "poor ock. Hes the most misunderstood of all us comic book characters." spiderman said. Then he exploded in a fit of laughter. "I knew I could never say that with a straight face"