You Idiot

by Evil spoon

A short little poem I wrote about sam's feelings towards Freddie. Worth a gander I beleive. Also iOMG either didn't happen yet or doesn't exist.

I do not own iCarly, if I did then ilost my mind would already be out!
This is a little poem I actually wrote about a situation I'm going through but thought it applied perfectly to Sam. I may have changed a few words but it has pretty much been kept the same. My first fanfic, tell me what you think!

Stop smiling at me, you idiot;
You don't know what it does to me.
Stop being so funny, you idiot;
It makes it hard for me to stay mad at you.
Stop touching me, you idiot;
I'm too young to die of a cardiac arrest.
Stop being so hot, you idiot;
I hate feeling like a choked up fan girl.
Stop being so dorky, you idiot;
Only kittens are allowed to be that cute.
Stop being so kind you idiot;
It makes me feel guilty for calling you names…like idiot.
Stop being so charming, you idiot;
I need to stop falling for you.
Stop loving her, you idiot;
She seems to have a pattern of breaking you.
I should follow that last command;
Too bad I'm an idiot too.

Thank you for reading! Just a short little drably poem I wrote. I was going to replace idiot with nub, but nub seems to gentle for this somehow. I would appreciate feedback so I can improve! Maybe I'll get the guts to write a story soon.