Out of the bathroom came Mike and Joel, both dressed in Renaissance clothing. It was supposedly for the Bots' skit, but they had other plans.
"Hey, here they come! Boy, they have Renaissance Festival written all over 'em!" Tom Servo pointed out.
Joel winked at Mike before grabbing his hand to lead him down the hall.
"Wait -- aren't you going to do our skit with us?" Crow asked.
"Sorry Crow, uh, Mike and I are going to do our own skit, in the, uh, bedroom." He said as he smiled at Mike.
"Oh, ick!!! That's disgusting!"
"Fine, you two go and do your own skit, but ours will be better!" Tom Servo shouted after them as they walked down the hall.
"Oh, I highly doubt that..." Mike muttered before he paused to kiss Joel.
"So, these clothes, they're kinky and all, but, uh, how are we going to, uh, you know..."
"You take it slow, Nelson!" Joel replied. "We at least need to keep our armor on, though, cause that's kinky." A grin came over his face.
Mike couldn't help but laugh, mostly because he loved the way Joel smiled, but also because he had the exact same thought. Too bad they didn't have swords...
Once safe and alone in the bedroom, they wasted no time as Joel pulled Mike into a hard, wet kiss on the mouth. He wasn't going for a quick peck on the cheek, but a full make-out session. The tongues quickly came out, and Joel could taste a hint of ranch dressing in Mike's mouth, probably from lunch. After a good five minutes of this, Joel pulled away for a moment and began trying to undo Mike's pants.
"Hey, what was that about taking it slow?" Mike asked, not really caring about the answer as he breathed in the smell of Joel's hair.
"I changed my mind." Came the reply before he stuck his hand down Mike's pants.
"Oh my God..." Mike took a deep breath and began holding Joel tighter.
Not being able to wait any longer, Joel quickly ripped Mike's pants down before doing the same to his own. He then pushed Mike onto the bed and gave him another massive kiss before doing a series down his chest.
"Just couldn't take it, could ya?" Mike managed to ask between gasps, and Joel shook his head.
Suddenly, a dirty grin came over Joel's face as an idea crossed his mind. He pulled himself up so that his crotch was right at Mike's.
"Joel...what is it..." Mike started to ask, but was interrupted.
"Huzzah!" Joel yelled loudly as he thrust his hips forward.