Had the idea during the holidays when I was trying to the holiday quests. These quests to get holiday gear in Vana'diel were getting more and more complicated... not to mention expensive. And even getting random team-ups would not turn up much. So in frustration and personal amusement, I began writing lyrics to known holiday songs about the state of Vana'diel.
This is one of the better ones to come out of the turnstile. Enjoy.
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Hark the herald moogle shouts
Ten more days to figure out
How to get our hats and treats
From those squinty wing-ed beings.
Kupo till your throat runs dry
Give until you want to cry
Please give me a cookie hat
Thereby complete this crazy task.
Hark the herald Moogle sings
Long to get back to leveling.