Once upon a time the Master Chief saw Harry Potter and his friends, Hermione and Ron, walking down a path somewhere on Halo. But he was kinda drunk at the time so he shot them repeatedly with all his ammo, including the rocket launcher. The he took their remains and gave them to the Flood, whilst sacrificing his left arm and foot. Then he died form severe alcohol poisoning. Thus ending this very crappy fan fiction, and pissing a bunch of Halo and Harry Potter fans off in the process. The end.