Frenchy Fads: A Daria Fanfic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Daria, or anything to do with it, and am not associated with MTV, or any television station which it is aired on. I am in no way affiliated with anything to do with Daria at all.
(opening theme song)
(The Morgendorffer Residence, on a school morning in kitchen)
Helen- But Eric, this is the adversary system, there has to be some loophole. Can we spread a rumour about him being an alcoholic?
Daria- I'm sure that's what the founders of this country had in mind when they signed the constitution.
Quinn- Ugh, did you see what those guys wore? I mean, just because they've written some boring book doesn't mean they have an excuse to be unfashionable.
Jake- I agree Kiddo! Wait...
Helen- So yes, we'll throw the book at him. No! Eric not literally! Who do you think I am, some kind of maniac? Oh you're right there is absolutely nothing funny about books. Hang on Eric, another call, probably the district attorney. Oh, Mr O'Neill?
Mr O'Neill- Hello! Mrs Morgendorffer, how are you to--- (cut off)
Helen- Make it quick, I have a case to end all cases. Who's failing what, and no, I'm not signing up for the PTA.
Mr O'Neill- Oh No, Mrs Morgendorffer, I bring only good news! Lawndale High has signed a partnership with a French school, and I think Daria would be a perfect exchange student. It could really broaden her social horizons, and allow her to develop as a student of the world, not just Lawndale High.
Helen (didn't listen at all) - Thankyou, I will make sure she looks into the Balvarian College application exchange. Eric! Yes, it was the district attorney.
(Jane and Daria are walking to school)
Jane- So Mr O'Neill decided you're perfect for showing imprintable French exchange students around Lawndale High?
Daria- Apparently so, from what Mom quickly mentioned while running to her SUV.
Jane- And he went straight to your mother instead of you? My my my, the man is learning.
Daria- In a few years, he'll learn that talking to Mom also will get him nowhere, and he'll move on to death threats stabbed on my locker door with a knife.
Jane- Well its something to look forward to at least.
(Assembly, with Daria, Jane, and the Fashion Club all in the audience. Jodie and Ms Li are on stage)
Jodie- This is a great opportunity for us to meet students our age that have different ideals, different opinions, and meanwhile something to add to your college application. As president of the French club I ask you at least look into it, by talking to me or any teacher.
Ms Li- And not only will you benefit, it will bring great pride to Laaaawwwndale High, in the way of considerate funding by the school board for the proposed new L.O.T.E wing. While it is completely optional, if all the students are not taken in, I will take funding from the sports division, so it's in your best interests to fill these positions.
Quinn- French guys are sooo cute. Pierre from this months waif centrefold is French, and he's on a huge modelling contract.
Sandi- Geeee Quinn, I have a greeaeaat idea. Why don't you get one of these little exchange students. That way we could all show him around Lawndale, and show him the lives that popular Americans like us lead.
Quinn- Oh Sandi, I could never do that (laughs). Exchange students are for losers.
Sandi- Weeelll Quinn, if you don't like my idea, fine. But as President of the Fashion Club, I believe it is my duty to remind you that if funding is taken away from football, there will be no-one popular enough to date.
Quinn- Well maybe if we all shared an exchange student.
Tiffany- Yeeeaah. we should.
Stacy- Me too!
Sandi- Ok so it's settled. Quinn will get an exchange student.
Jane- Did you just hear that? Quinn just solved that problem of yours.
Daria- I've never heard of problems solving problems.
Jane- I wonder how she'll go about convincing Jake and Helen that she wants an exchange partner to help others, and not herself.
Disclaimer: I do not own Daria, or anything to do with it, and am not associated with MTV, or any television station which it is aired on. I am in no way affiliated with anything to do with Daria at all.
(opening theme song)
(The Morgendorffer Residence, on a school morning in kitchen)
Helen- But Eric, this is the adversary system, there has to be some loophole. Can we spread a rumour about him being an alcoholic?
Daria- I'm sure that's what the founders of this country had in mind when they signed the constitution.
Quinn- Ugh, did you see what those guys wore? I mean, just because they've written some boring book doesn't mean they have an excuse to be unfashionable.
Jake- I agree Kiddo! Wait...
Helen- So yes, we'll throw the book at him. No! Eric not literally! Who do you think I am, some kind of maniac? Oh you're right there is absolutely nothing funny about books. Hang on Eric, another call, probably the district attorney. Oh, Mr O'Neill?
Mr O'Neill- Hello! Mrs Morgendorffer, how are you to--- (cut off)
Helen- Make it quick, I have a case to end all cases. Who's failing what, and no, I'm not signing up for the PTA.
Mr O'Neill- Oh No, Mrs Morgendorffer, I bring only good news! Lawndale High has signed a partnership with a French school, and I think Daria would be a perfect exchange student. It could really broaden her social horizons, and allow her to develop as a student of the world, not just Lawndale High.
Helen (didn't listen at all) - Thankyou, I will make sure she looks into the Balvarian College application exchange. Eric! Yes, it was the district attorney.
(Jane and Daria are walking to school)
Jane- So Mr O'Neill decided you're perfect for showing imprintable French exchange students around Lawndale High?
Daria- Apparently so, from what Mom quickly mentioned while running to her SUV.
Jane- And he went straight to your mother instead of you? My my my, the man is learning.
Daria- In a few years, he'll learn that talking to Mom also will get him nowhere, and he'll move on to death threats stabbed on my locker door with a knife.
Jane- Well its something to look forward to at least.
(Assembly, with Daria, Jane, and the Fashion Club all in the audience. Jodie and Ms Li are on stage)
Jodie- This is a great opportunity for us to meet students our age that have different ideals, different opinions, and meanwhile something to add to your college application. As president of the French club I ask you at least look into it, by talking to me or any teacher.
Ms Li- And not only will you benefit, it will bring great pride to Laaaawwwndale High, in the way of considerate funding by the school board for the proposed new L.O.T.E wing. While it is completely optional, if all the students are not taken in, I will take funding from the sports division, so it's in your best interests to fill these positions.
Quinn- French guys are sooo cute. Pierre from this months waif centrefold is French, and he's on a huge modelling contract.
Sandi- Geeee Quinn, I have a greeaeaat idea. Why don't you get one of these little exchange students. That way we could all show him around Lawndale, and show him the lives that popular Americans like us lead.
Quinn- Oh Sandi, I could never do that (laughs). Exchange students are for losers.
Sandi- Weeelll Quinn, if you don't like my idea, fine. But as President of the Fashion Club, I believe it is my duty to remind you that if funding is taken away from football, there will be no-one popular enough to date.
Quinn- Well maybe if we all shared an exchange student.
Tiffany- Yeeeaah. we should.
Stacy- Me too!
Sandi- Ok so it's settled. Quinn will get an exchange student.
Jane- Did you just hear that? Quinn just solved that problem of yours.
Daria- I've never heard of problems solving problems.
Jane- I wonder how she'll go about convincing Jake and Helen that she wants an exchange partner to help others, and not herself.