ACTUAL AUTHOR'S NOTE; I don't know why I'm doing this. All I can think is that I must be bloody insane. 9_9 All I want to say is, you people from Circle Time should be grateful that I've bothered to translate this for you from taragibble to actual English. I have way too much time on my hands. ;-;

AN: Special fangs (get it? Because I'm gothic?) to my girlfriend (ew, not in that way!) Raven, bloodytearz666 , for helping me with the story and spelling. You rock! Justin, you're the love of my depressing life. You rock too! MCR ROCK!

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Hi, my name is Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. I have long, ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches down to my mid-back. My icy blue eyes are like limpid tears. A lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee. (AN: if you don't know who she is, then get the hell out of here!) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's really fucking hot. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin, and I'm also a witch. I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year. This means I'm seventeen, and I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) therefore I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example, today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt with pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was sleeting so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

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AN: Is it good? Please tell me, fans!