Hermione and Ron's counseling
At the Grimmauld Place
Harry was fixing himself a cup of coffee until there were banging sounds on his door. "God damnit Neville the key is under mat" said Harry "We are not Neville Harry it's Hermione and Ron" said Hermione "I am the man in this relationship so it's should be Ron and Hermione" said Ron *then Harry opened the door and looked at his friends* "Why come to me instead of " said Harry *then Hermione looked at her friend* "firstly too much money secondly you are our friend" said Hermione, "Hermione I know he takes your side all the time" said Ron. "I do not besides what is going on between you" said Harry. "Hermione and I are fighting we need you to settle this" said Ron "Since we don't see you that much" *then Hermione looked at Ron* "Who fault is that?" asked Hermione. "Yours" said Ron *then Harry just told them to get on the couch and he told them he will be right back he ran up the stairs*
A Minute later…
"I wonder what is taking Harry" said Ron *then Harry came back with clipboard* "You ask for counseling" said Harry *he sat in a chair next the couple* "okay madam you start first, how did you guys met" said Harry *Ron looked at Harry* "you were there" said Ron *Harry looked at Ron* "Wait your turn besides the train doesn't count" said a sassed Harry. "We met on October 31, 1991 something happen that should been someone else" said Hermione" *Ron actually never understood who save Hermione in their first year* "okay who is third guy you just brought up?" said Harry *Hermione looked at Harry knowing he talking about him in a third person* "His name is Harry James Potter he was the boy who lived when I met him but I know how he feels being known as that, I think he was the one save me instead Ron" *Ron looked at Hermione then at Harry* "so where is this Harry James Potter now?" said Harry "is he still around?" *again talking himself as a third person* "Yes but Ron thinks Harry is tosser since he was one who likes dating his sister". "Okay keep on going with his sister who is she?" asked Harry *Ron looked at his friend then say in his mind* "What the bloody hell is going on". "So Ginny Molly Weasley is Ron's little sister who has a crush on Harry she wanted to be Ginny Potter but since the war happen they had been separated but when the war ended they never back together so Ginny got back together with Dean Thomas" said Hermione. "So you mentioned you think this Harry Potter save you from the troll instead of Ron why didn't tell Harry how you feel about him" said Harry *who thinks himself in third person* "because I am afraid of him telling me his feelings about me" said Hermione. "So you love him Miss" said Harry *yet he thinking himself as a third person *then Hermione nodded* "okay is that all you have to say miss okay Mister" said Harry *he turned to empty space where Ron is* "I guess he didn't like you talking about Harry" said Harry *yet again he said as a third person* "Harry cut the third person act" said Hermione. "One Question when did you started having feeling for me?" said Harry "Fourth year!" said Hermione. "For me Second year when you were petrified" said Harry. "I don't how we are going to explain this to everyone about how we hook up" said Hermione. "I think we tell Neville and Hannah about it since this clipboard is the reason how they hook up" said Harry.