Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters obviously. But I
do own cletus.
"Hiei I've found another" The first words that came from his dirty mouth. That stupid, cheating , bastard. How dare he do this to me. I gave up everything for him. My kingship, my whole world. He told me he loved me then he just let the relationship go. Just like that, no attempt to work it out or anything. I want to know what man could be better than me. I'm the whole package smarts, strength, guts, and I'm so damn cute. I mean who could resist me. I know that Kurama has all these too but I've got something he doesn't have and will never get from these other stupid guys a six inch di.. "Mother I'm home" Well speak of the devil look who's home the player. Well he's coming up the stairs. Here's where I'm going to tell him off and I know hell beg me to come back to him. Hn. I'm am so smart. He is going to be drooling at my feet trying to get me back but nope its not going to happen, he had his chance that jerk. "Hi Hiei" He walks through the door not looking at me and sets his maroon backpack on his desk than looks at me. "Wait Hiei what are you doing here?" he asks confused. I get up from where I'm sitting and lunge at his legs grasping on. "Take me back Kurama please I'll do anything!" I begged at his feet , this was so embarrassing, so much for having him drooling at my feet. "Hiei I already told you I'm in love with someone else now and...". But before he could finish a knock was heard at the door. "Ill be right back ok". He raced downstairs and left me here. I hear talk coming from downstairs then the door shuts. The pounding of feet I hear coming up stairs VERY loud feet. It couldn't be Kurama, he was always so graceful. The door suddenly opens and Kurama walks in. "Who was it?" I ask curiously. He then speaks excitedly "Hiei I would like you to meet Cletus my new boyfriend." A huge man walks through the door but not before hitting his head on the ceiling. He has a southern American accent. "Dab nammit who'n da hell put that there?" Oh god not another Kuwabaka. He was definitely American. He was worse he was a southern hick American. Redneck. Loudmouthed hillbilly.
Hiei: That was stupid Kurama would never leave me. Kurama: yah Foxdemongirl24:Sorry guys but its humor don't worry you may get back together Hiei: We better or else I'm going to.......(whispering) Kurama finish the sentence. Kurama:.....or well sick our vestido on you! Hiei: What the hell is a vestido?! Foxdemongirl24: A monkey-bird duh!(mumbling) Baka midgets and stupid foxes.... Hiei: What was that ningen.?! Foxdemongirl24: Nothing midget. Jt.: Did somebody call me? Foxdemongirl24: No stupid. Jt: oh well I'll just go an eat some lucky charms with Jin then. Foxdemongirl24: Anyways.......ok well thanks for reading my story and No im not sorry to all you straight hiei and kurama fans. There gay in this fic so ha in your face I did write a straight fic though if you go to my name. I am sorry though to my fellow Americans didn't mean to insult us but its funny .So any ways review. If you don't I'll sick a vestido on you so there. Just kidding.
"Hiei I've found another" The first words that came from his dirty mouth. That stupid, cheating , bastard. How dare he do this to me. I gave up everything for him. My kingship, my whole world. He told me he loved me then he just let the relationship go. Just like that, no attempt to work it out or anything. I want to know what man could be better than me. I'm the whole package smarts, strength, guts, and I'm so damn cute. I mean who could resist me. I know that Kurama has all these too but I've got something he doesn't have and will never get from these other stupid guys a six inch di.. "Mother I'm home" Well speak of the devil look who's home the player. Well he's coming up the stairs. Here's where I'm going to tell him off and I know hell beg me to come back to him. Hn. I'm am so smart. He is going to be drooling at my feet trying to get me back but nope its not going to happen, he had his chance that jerk. "Hi Hiei" He walks through the door not looking at me and sets his maroon backpack on his desk than looks at me. "Wait Hiei what are you doing here?" he asks confused. I get up from where I'm sitting and lunge at his legs grasping on. "Take me back Kurama please I'll do anything!" I begged at his feet , this was so embarrassing, so much for having him drooling at my feet. "Hiei I already told you I'm in love with someone else now and...". But before he could finish a knock was heard at the door. "Ill be right back ok". He raced downstairs and left me here. I hear talk coming from downstairs then the door shuts. The pounding of feet I hear coming up stairs VERY loud feet. It couldn't be Kurama, he was always so graceful. The door suddenly opens and Kurama walks in. "Who was it?" I ask curiously. He then speaks excitedly "Hiei I would like you to meet Cletus my new boyfriend." A huge man walks through the door but not before hitting his head on the ceiling. He has a southern American accent. "Dab nammit who'n da hell put that there?" Oh god not another Kuwabaka. He was definitely American. He was worse he was a southern hick American. Redneck. Loudmouthed hillbilly.
Hiei: That was stupid Kurama would never leave me. Kurama: yah Foxdemongirl24:Sorry guys but its humor don't worry you may get back together Hiei: We better or else I'm going to.......(whispering) Kurama finish the sentence. Kurama:.....or well sick our vestido on you! Hiei: What the hell is a vestido?! Foxdemongirl24: A monkey-bird duh!(mumbling) Baka midgets and stupid foxes.... Hiei: What was that ningen.?! Foxdemongirl24: Nothing midget. Jt.: Did somebody call me? Foxdemongirl24: No stupid. Jt: oh well I'll just go an eat some lucky charms with Jin then. Foxdemongirl24: Anyways.......ok well thanks for reading my story and No im not sorry to all you straight hiei and kurama fans. There gay in this fic so ha in your face I did write a straight fic though if you go to my name. I am sorry though to my fellow Americans didn't mean to insult us but its funny .So any ways review. If you don't I'll sick a vestido on you so there. Just kidding.