-1a/n this is my second story, and I have an idea for the second one already!!!
Disclaimer: me: sing me a song, Cullens!
Alice: you
Rosalie: don't
Bella: own
Esme: us!
Jasper: Stephenie
Edward: Meyer
Emmet: owns
Carlisle: us!!
Me: I was hoping for a more cheerful song, but it's a song!
Notes With Bella and Gang
Edward: bold Bella: underlined and bold
Um… what are you doing Bella, and why did you shush me and hand me this paper and pen?
Notes are awesome
Ok… what are you doing?
Playing Sims 2
Why is there two people making noises and nearly drowning in a hot tub?
that's us!
What are we… oh… well, how come they aren't in a bed?
They are vampires! We vampires don't sleep, so I bought them a hot tub to do it in!
Let's get off this topic NOW before someone reads the notes.
Ok!
Ok…
Guess what!
What?
I have an expansion pack called 'nightlife,' and that's how I got vampires and all that junk!
Ok…
I like to dance
What does that have to do with anything?
I got this cool thing for my vampire! And it rocks! You go in it and you dance in it! It rocks! And I have it! And I got it because I got 'nightlife'! it rocks like monkeys, and all sorts of animals!!
Does it taste as good as a mountain lion?
No silly! You can't eat it! I cant eat it! Can I have a bunny?
What?
I want to try a bunnies blood!
You can't stand the sight of blood
Yes I can! I'm a vampire!
No, I'm the vampire in this human-vampire relationship
It's NOT a human-vampire relationship!
What is it, then?
A vampire-vampire relationship!
No, it's not.
Fine! But I'm the vampire!
-Bella tries to punch him in the arm, but he gets out of the way, and when she finally hits him, it's because he held her arm right-
You are some strong human!
No, I'm some strong VAMPIRE!
LET'S GET TO THE BUNNY ALREADY!
I refuse to make you faint.
EDWARD ANTHONY MASON CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT?????
GET ME MY BUNNY OR I WON'T COME NEAR YOU FOR A WHOLE HOUR!!!
NO! please don't do that!
Then, GET ME A BUNNY!
-Edward gets her in the back yard, after grabbing a stuffed bunny with a pocket and a red juice box and setting it out for her to "drink the blood out of". Bella pounces the bunny, and the red juice box broke and squirted all over Bella and the bunny. Bella fainted.-
Told you!
Why am I still writing notes? She's passed out, I am confused.
These are pretty fun…
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a/n hi! How did you like it? I have Sims 2 and all the expansion packs except for the one not out yet! I should be sleeping, but this story is fun!