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"that was some gooooood beer" mametchi said as he walked out of the pub.
he walked home. the walk takes 30 minutes.
suddenly, he felt a TWANG!
hands to the crotch.
"o-oh shit…. I gotta pee…" and he had to go. BAD.
"i shouldn't o-of drank 3 bottles of b-beer….." he started to blush and sweat.
"mommy mommy! that tama is about to pee pee!" a young tamagotchi passerby said.
"darling, there are some weird fucks around here…." and she dragged her daughter away.
"FUCK"
Mametchi started to run. He ran so fast.
SUDDENLY HE SAW IT!
HE SAW A MOONBUCKS!
"hell…..yes," mametchi screamed as he wobbled and crossed his legs. People stared as he slowly walked into the coffee shop.
"yo! wanna try our newest coffee? it's only 10 gotchi!" a college kid said as he faked enthusiasm.
"s-sir…. i don't need a d-drink…." mametchi managed to get out. it hurt his bladder so much.
"oh….well…."
PLIP!
Plip, plip!
"OH SHISH KABOB!" mametchi screamed. That was the sound of urine leaking out and hitting the linoleum floor.
He ran. He ran like he was running a marathon, dripping urine.
"f-finally…." tears of joy leaked out.
But the tears turned to embarrassment.
Because the bathroom door had this sign, saying:
"CLOSED FOR MATENENCE!"
"N….no….."
THE FLOODGATES OPENED!
URINE SPLASHING EVERYWHERE!
A worker ran over.
"sir, are you okay?"
Another worker brought a mop over, mumbling "that's the second time today….."
"NO YOU LOW LIFE PIECE OF CRAP! I JUST PISSED EVERYWHERE!" he screamed. he was still pissing. Hipsters looked over their laptops to see the scene unfolding.
"now sir, there is no need to get angry…."
"I JUST PISSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF OVER 10 PEOPLE! DO YOU EXPECT ME NOT TO BE MAD?!" he screamed.
"heh heh…." spaceytchi giggled. he was recording the whole scene.