Second Week in Oturan

By: Anne-chan and Rissa-chan

Oturan is "Naruto" spelled backwards. We chose this title because it is some stuff that happen in Naruto, but reversed. Rissa-chan and I, Anne-chan, each take turns writing short stories, so these stories are from different points of view. Read the title and the name under it, so you can understand whose point of view your reading, and relate it to the last story. Here's some Info you need to know to understand the stories: Itachi is usually high (not as in "tall", or," almighty"), Neji and Sasuke are drunks, Kiba has been hypnotized to act more like a dog, Akarmaru and Kiba are rivals, the house we move into is a 5-bedroom house with an attic and basement, and Rissa and I are kind of like the "housewives".

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Kiba And Sasuke: Rissa In The Middle? Part I

By: Rissa-chan

I tried to fall asleep, but once again Kiba talks to loud. I glared to the foot of my bed and kicked him off. Akamaru looked up and fell back asleep. I heard a hearty laugh coming from the eyes that were staring at me form the door. "Can I sleep in your room? It's too loud to sleep." I whimpered. He nodded, grabbed my bedcovers, and pulled me into his room.

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Kiba And Sasuke: Rissa In The Middle? Part II

By: Anne-Chan

After coming home from school, I had to make dinner alone because Rissa had gone straight to the hospital instead of coming home to make dinner with me. Neji-san had got a bad hang-over. Sasuke sat at the kitchen table devising a plan to kick Naruto's arse. "Not really a mission," he had said earlier, "just for you to be impressed." And I was! I decided to leave him alone, and I continued to make the healthy delicious meal I was going to make for my Sasuke. I didn't know if the others liked Soba, so I made some ramen just in case.

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Sasuke Vs. Naruto Part 2

By: Anne-chan

Since Naruto couldn't resist Sakura, Sasuke decided the best way to kick Naruto's arse and come home clean and proud, was to transform into Sakura. He did transformation jutsu with perfection, tied Sakura down with rope and tape (all she cared about was her hair, you could hear her screaming "My, like, beautiful, like, hair, like, is, like, frickin, like, messed, like, up, like, OMG! I'm, like, filing, like, lawsuit, like, I'm, like, gonna,, like, call, like, my , like, agent, like, yea.") He asked Naruto to go to on a pinic. Fortunately, Naruto was too busy drooling over Sakura/Sasuke's request to notice that she/he looked and sounded odd. Sasuke takes a Dr. Pepper and pores 4 whole bottles of strychnine (a deadly poison) into the soda. Naruto drinks the soda, and the soda took a few minutes to react. I was standing in the bushes watching this. Sasuke came over held me, and we watched the last 13.5684750 seconds of Naruto's pointless life. I have to interrupt at this point. We must have a moment of silence for this horrible death……………To heck with the moment of silence, it's not like anyone likes Naruto (seriously)…Ok, now you can crack up like crazy laughing until you start to cry, can't breathe, and your stomach hurts.

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On The Porch

By: Rissa-chan

I opened the door to find a small black puppy with white paws on my doorstep. I picked it up and noticed it had a note tied with a red ribbon to its collar. I turned the note over and read it. "To: Rissa-chan, With Love." The "i" was dotted with the Uchiha sign. I knew who this was.

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