Yo guys, WritersBlock here about to drop some SICK BEATS on you!
Nah, just kidding.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, as in NOTHING. Not even the idea, the characters belong to John Flanagan and the lyrics belong to my irl friend, Olympia (that's one of her nicknames, along with Ollie, Toast, Olive, and more). By the way, this is pretty much just a parody to Greybeard Halt. The chorus is the second verse, in case you didn't know.
Greybeard Halt, he kicks Morgarath's butt,
Don't forget Wargals too!
He's got a crazy apprentice who
Asks silly questions too.
.
That crazy apprentice who turned out to be
Araluen's hero in many ways.
But Greybeard Halt is the one
Who helped Will in his apprentice days.
And now I change them a bit to make them rhyme! (In case you can't tell, the one above is the one I got in my text messages from her)
Greybeard Halt, he kicks Morgarath's butt,
Wargals and Kalkara too.
Greybeard Halt's crazy apprentice
Asks silly questions to boot!
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That crazy apprentice who turned out to be
Araluen's hero in many ways.
But Greybeard Halt is the one
Who trained Will in his apprentice days.
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Greybeard Halt, he exiled Morgarath,
To the harsh cold mountains.
Greybeard Halt defeated foes,
However daunting.
.
That crazy apprentice who turned out to be
Araluen's hero in many ways.
But Greybeard Halt is the one
Who trained Will in his apprentice days.
.
Greybeard Halt, he put up with Gilan,
And his frustrating pranks!
Greybeard Halt had to put him in a tree,
And made him walk the plank.
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That crazy apprentice who turned out to be
Araluen's hero in many ways.
But Greybeard Halt is the one
Who trained Will in his apprentice days.
Thanks so much for this, Olympia! May your arrow fly forever true, and may your books be plentiful. (That's to everyone, not just her)
~WritersBlock