A hooded snoke laughed.
"Meesa think yousa should show your master some respect!"
Kylon ren froze in horror. Meesa? There was only on person in the world who spoke limke that. His neme sent fear to the coldest of hearts.
Snoke lowered his mask to reveal…
"JAR JAR BINKS!" kylon screamed in horror rey fainted beside him.
Jar jar binks was the most infamous sith lord to ever exist.
Jar jar Binks laughed wildly. "I know who u are kylon, or shoukd i say, BEN SWOLO!1"
"Dondt call me that!" Kylon huffed goffickly
"I love you" reiy said from the floor in a sda voiyce
"NO NO NO!" Jar Jar Binkks preeppily screamed rolling on the floor
"Meesa can't stand this"
"U should die!" Kylon roared then raiy leaped up beside him wearing her signuture gothic jedi black robes with the silver decals in the shape of mayrilnm anson, the BEST singer of all time! The robes went all the way down to her knees, with lace at the ends. She wore midnight black lace tighhts with red bloody pentagrams on them (cuz shes a satanist lolll) and white foundaion and 1 pound of mascara and eyeliner on each eye she looked like kylons gothic princess and she wore black lipstick (bc shes also a vampire jedi)!111!
Jar jar loked with envy at raitys gorgous goffick clothes "gurl those are soooo goffick no frickin prepzz would ever wear those did u get them from hot topic?/"
"Yeah gurl xD"" raity said confused and sexily. She didnt know jar jar binks was an intellectuall!?11
Enough" kylon yelled suicidelly! He flipped his gorgeouuss perfect black emo hair out of his mascara covred eyes and turned on his satanist red lightsbre that had silver decals of darth vader and gerard way on them (his idols!11!) and red pentagrams. "Jar jar binks you are he most evilly sith Lrod to evr live! You created armys of loserrr prepz to kill all the goffick jedis in the universe!1!"
Raity gsaped in horror. " oh my sAtaN!1! How could u do that /?" she began to cry depresedly and turned on her blakk liyghtsaber with bloody 666s all over them. She once was a prepz until her goffick prinze kylon saved her from her terribl lyfe and just hearing the word preep made her suicidellyyy cringe.
Jar jar binks laughed preppilly " hee hee 11! You goffick skum prepare to die " he removed his dark black robe with red decals of gerard way on it to reveal…
Kylon and raity held eaach others hand in fear. (they were both wearing goffick black leather lace gloves with red decals on darthn vader on them and black nail piolish)
Jar jar binks was wearing a hideeous preppy baby pink button down shrit with a palee blue sweater tied on his shoulders and slotless khkai shorts held up with a brown leather belt and light brown clean suede loafers with a silver decal of hilary diff on it (that evil prepp) and sunglasses and he hdad 3 rolexsxs on each wrwist!1!1!
Then suddenly general hex was thereer!111!/ ! He was wearing black leather pants with bloody red pantagrm decals and pictures of darth vader on it and his dyyed black hair was slicked back and he wore white foundation and a whole tube of liquid eyeliner11! He wore a black leather shirt with decals of Marylin mansOn and 666 everythwere and his black gloves had spikes on the knnucles !1!11! He threw a goffick bomb at jar jar binks, but jar jat disapperade1 he had been a hlologram the whole time!11!1!1
Kylon laughed gofficklyy "RaWr XD! !1!12"
Raity and kylon held hands and genera, l hex cryedd he had a crush on kylon!1!1!