Disclaimer Sadly i do not own twilight such a shame but if i did it probablly wouldnt be a best seller so YAY Stephanie!!
Emmet's Pov
I'm sooooooooooo bored!
EDWARD!! PLAY WITH MEEEEEEEE
NO EMMET IM BUSY!!
With what?
Bella now leave me alone
OOOooo eddies got a girlfrind!!
EMMET
okay geeze you such a fun sucker
am not!
well nothing to do there lemme see hmmmmmm...
come on brain think... you can think of something fun to do i believe in you...think...think DAMN IT BRAIN THINK!!YOU CAN DO IT!!
No i cant...
yes you can...NO!!
gawd dammit go play paint ball or something and leave me alone
excellent idea brain!
Ohhh JASPER!!
What Emmet?
I pouted I'm bored! play with me please!!
No
don't make me beg
Emmet no
please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please,please
Stop! fine ill play ONE game with you emmet
YAY!!
what game is it...
PAINTBALL of course!
with...
Mike Newton and Jessica
haha do they know they will be playing?
No...
Excellent!
to the EMMET MOBILE!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( o btw its like 12 pm or am w.e the dark one lol)
We parked in Mikes neighbors driveway so we would seem suspicious
Come on jasper... lets go!
I rolled into his yard like that guy from that movie who's like a big spy or something and kicked the door to his house in
hello...whos just broke the door!!
your worst nightmare
Dad...
Yes
Shit Jessica RUN!!
i tried to stifle a giggle
OH I didnt know you had a girl here in MY house
uhhh dad i can explain why her bra is on the kitchen table and why i have no pants on well uh we were doing are sceince homework and uh she was really warm so she uhh took her top off... that will work...
HAHA your such a loser mike its not your dad! PREPAIR TO DIE!!
EDWARD!!
no
uhhhh... Alice
Thats it DIE!! Bitch DIE!!
what but I'm a dude!
Is that what Jessica told you because a squirrel probably has more nuts than you
( um ya i couldnt help my self there )
WHAT!! THAT'S NOT TRUE MINES BETTER THAN YOURS CULLEN
O YA THEN HOW COME WE ARE MARRIED!
BECAUSE YOU WIVES ARE STUPID!
O NO YOU DIDN'T! Paints z on wall
You Better run newton!
FOR BELLA!! i screamed
GET HIM JAZZY HES RUNNING AWAY
Jasper cut him off in front of the door and he started screaming like a little girl and ran right in to me and nocked him self out!
OMG did he just!
Uh huh
HAHA Priceless
come on while hes out lets... get him
Mike's Pov
After the Cullens savage attack i found my self hanging upside down outside my house in a tree! A tree! and i was wearing a dress and covered in glue and feathers WTF
THEY SHALL DIE i screamed out and earned a few weird looks
Emmet's Pov
Who's next Emmet?
Jessica were gonna need puke green paint, duct tape, the ugliest dress you can find, a camara and we need to tell her Edward is Picking her up for a date and that he sent us over to get her ready now go!
Okay ill meet you there!
-after Jasper gets back-
Ready Emmet
Hell Yes!
alright lets do this thing
I knocked on the door and Jessica opened it Wtf its 1 am who comes to peoples houses at... oh.. Hi Emmet Jasper um what can i do for you!
Um Edward wants to take u on a date and hes gonna be here in an hour and he sent us over t get you ready...
REALLY OMG OMG OMG!!
Come In but be quiet my dads sleeping
You have no idea how good we are at being queit
okay...then
Um here's my room ok we are going to blind fold you okay
Um okay... if Edwad told you to...
and you might feel sorta wet but dont worry okay
kay
2 hours and 1 gallon of paint later
Okay were finished getting her dressed and stuff
I still don't see what the duct tape is for Emmet...
Were taping her to the out side of her house just high enough off the ground the will need a ladder
Nice bro! haha this is soooooooooo much fun Edwards missing out
Haha Totally
come on let tape her up
haha okay im gonna take off the blind fold now Jessica i called up okay jasper when i take off the bind fold take a picture okay.
Got it
Jessica's Pov
YES FINALLY EDWARD REALISED I'M THE ONE FOR HIM!
Okay Jessica I'm going to take your blind fold off now okay
OKAY!! He took off my Blind fold and when i went to say Hi to Edward i was at least 10 feet off the ground and Emmet and Jasper were laughing at me
EMMET!! I screeched and then my parents ligt turned on.
Emmet's Pov
Okay did you get the picture
Ya!
Okay to the NEWSPAPER PLACE!! DUNUNANANANA!!
Emmet's Pov
We got to the place where they make news papers and made 1000 coppies of the picture we took of Jessica
Emmet what are we doing?
We r going to put these up Everywere
Everywhere?
Uh Huh
-The Next Day-
So jasper i got a call from Jessica today
uh Huh
shes pissed and shes going to get revenge with mike but haha i bet its gonna suck
haha ya i cant wait
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