Third story! This is where I stop counting. Not until ten, 50 and 100. Who knows? I might have 1,000 stories! 80% are probably going to be short, one-shots. 20% are bound to have more five chapters. That's the math for you! I do not own Zelda. I do own Damaris Fatetin and her family, however!
Hi, I'm Damaris Fatetin. I just want to tell you about something epic that happened to me. I know most Link fan girls are all like, "Link marry me!" or "Link I want to have your kids!" I know that's most girls' fantasy. Heck, they would probably fight for one of his tunics. Now that's just desperate. However, because of a freak accident, I got the chance to meet the real Link. I'm not joking. I actually kicked Ganon's pig ass, was friends with Zelda, and totally owned Midna (that felt good)! I'm sure by now, you want to listen.
Link: Honey, what are you doing?
Me: Nothing, Darling.
Zelda: We are going to be late, Damari."
Midna: Do you want to go or don't you?
Me: I'm coming!
Yeah, you can probably guess what happened between Link and Damaris.