A.N: Yeah, I've tried some others but they just didnt work out..so im trying this one...its kind of a song fic but kinda not..just the beginning itll be good..i hope..well ill stop my blabbering on with the show!!!!!

The Fourth Drink Instinct

The Epilogue

She's doesn't deserve to be
In no place like this, all alone

You would think that the Brain of the Golden Trio, the smartest Hogwarts student in almost a century, would be some where important. That conclusion is very wrong. Hermione Granger, once renowned for helping the Boy-Who-Lived defeat Voldemort, was now no where; stuck in a bar every night.

The first few years after the war were nice; she won many awards, like Order of Merlin 2nd Class, and went to many dinners. She was a regular celebrity. Hermione had so many men on her heels everywhere she went. What could she say? Men wanted her, BAD.

She underage and so very, very brave
Her fake ID lent her credibility
She sits at the bar
The gents are gonna try so hard

But now men of a different style want her. She no longer just gets the intelligent, young business men. She gets the 50 year old truck driver that comes into town for a pit stop and maybe tries to get lucky.

Hermione's well known at this one bar: Tim's Joint, a small bar in a skanky town in England. It used to get the creepiest men; until Hermione came along. And now all men, young, old, fat, skinny, ugly, and handsome, come for one reason and one reason only: Her.

He said it was a one night stand
But the alcohol didn't let her understand
Yeah, he said it was a one night stand
A one night stand

Every night Hermione's with a different guy; or maybe a few. She gets with them anywhere she can. The bathroom, their car (or 18-wheeler), or sometimes, if they're, lucky her house. And she's a stubborn little witch. Yeah, sometimes she knows its just a nice one night stand, but other times she thinks she has a special connection with this man. She feels that they could go farther then just her bedroom, yet whenever she wakes up, he's not there.

She needs a savior.

So what made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning?
When he found that bed so easily in the dark
What made you think that he couldn't find a door in the morning?
When he found that bed so easily in the dark

A.N: So what'd ya think? this is just the epi so itll get longer chapps and stuff but i just NEEDED to get this out. itll be DM/HG!!! DRAMIONE!

R&R