NOTICE: I don't own GI JOE so Marvel ,Hasbro, & whoever else does please don't sue I haven't got anything to sue for.SGT Snuffles is Red Witch's OC and Brutus is Alison Hart- Burnett and ScarletSlipper's OC.
'BEAR'ED SOULS
THE PIT 1:30 AM :- " Are you sure this is a good idea Ace?" " C'mon guys when have I ever steered us wrong Zook? " "Well there was that time you got us to exchange Cover Girl and Beach Head's underwear then there was that time.." replied the heavy weapons specialist's companion. "Aw it was worth it to see Beach get chased all over base by the Wolverine wasn't it, Alpine?" said the Joes' resident poker king and 'ace' pilot(pardon the pun). " Not really I still have muscle cramps from the month's Pig PT we got." replied the mountaineer." Don't worry this fool-proof!" "Oh alright."
THE PIT(THE LOUNGE) 1:50 AM :-
A voice asked"Are they gone?".
Another replied"Yep."
" It ain't easy staying still when you're itching to move after 18 hours as a stuffed toy." said the first voice
"That's right they almost caught me but I froze at the last minute."
"So you're the famous Brutus , eh?"
"Sgt. Snuffles I presume?"
"Yes. So you belong to Lady Jaye, from what I've seen its an interesting life."
"Yeah, I've got a glimpse of almost every Joe's quarters Except Beach's of course. Is it true it smells like a cross between a landfill and a skunk's den?"
"That would be an improvement. Seriously it would be much better if he'd do his laundry and bathe more regularly. Speaking of baths he takes one each month not once a year as is generally supposed."
"Hmm.. but he must be dull to listen to at least I get to listen to the latest gossip and tit-bits from Lady Jaye and Scarlett. All you must hear are PT schedules and the like."
"Not all the time he talks, um , grumbles to me about the pranks and jokes pulled on him. He also told me about how he feels about Courtney ."
"COVER GIRL!!!"
"Shhh!! Not a word to anyone."
"Don't worry my lips are sealed."
."HA HA."
"Anyway about jokes, how do you think Beach and LJ will react to us being M.I.A"
"We should know any minute now its almost dawn."
"You're right!! Where the time go?"
(A scream of "WHERE THE HELL'S MY BRUTUS" is followed by "SGT SNUFLLES WHERE ARE YA?!")
"Told you."
THE PIT(THE OBSTACLE COURSE) 7:00 AM :-
"I told you they would recognize our handwriting on the sign!! "groaned Alpine. "I still cant believe we got a month of P.T, toilets and being Lady Jaye's targets.On top of that we got those bears watching us!! I swear they didn't have those grins before!" said Ace. "YA MAGGOTS STOP YAMERIN'!! GIVE ME ANOTHER 3 LAPS!!" yelled Beach Head. "Why did I let you talk me into this in the first place?" moans Alpine. "Zook want gum.." is all Bazooka has to say.
A/N: This fic was just an idea of mine about what Brutus and Sgt Snuggles would talk about if they could. Its my 1st so please REWIEW!!