Super Smash Brothers 5/4. By DelandNoodleFan.
CHAPTER ONE.
Two friends walked down the streets of a dark city known as Essex. It was a city in the United Kingdom. It was home to many things. And one of those things were a hit band known as the Gorillaz. Speaking of which, those two friends walking were actually apart of the Gorillaz band.
The one to the left was the Gorillaz' guitarist. She had came into the group when she did an epic guitar solo in front of her band members when she popped out of a FedEx crate. She was a little girl that was at the age of ten. She had yellowish skin due to having an Asian heritage. She had dot black eyes that were usually only seen when she was excited or scared really badly. Her coal black hair was hidden under the radio helmet she wore on her head, which was white with a couple of blue stripes along with a white exclemation mark on it, too. She wore a gray jacket that had a small red circle on it. She wore gray shorts that matched her jacker very well, and had burgundy shoes. She was only known as ''Noodle''.
The one to the right wasn't actually a person. He was one of a number of ghosts that hid inside the head of the Gorillaz' drummer. He was what some people called a Funkysapien. He was a large blue apparition that still had some characterisics of his mortal self. The black hair, white t-shirt with some red stripes on the sleeve, shoes with the same pattern, a dirty yellow hat, a golden bling necklace, and blue rolled up jeans were remnants of his human self. He had milky white eyes and big red lips with bad teeth, many of which had fallen out. He did a few songs for his band. He was primarily known as Del, tha Funky Homospapien.
Del and Noodle were sort of like a musical duo now. The band had gone their seperate ways. The Grim Reaper came for Del, but he didn't wanna go to the afterlife, so when he was pulled from the drummer's head, he sucker punched the Grim Reaper and ran for it. Noodle followed Del when she learned that all flights to Japan had been shut down, as she was originally going to Japan to figure out if going to her homeland could shed some light on why she was having so many bad nightmares recently. It was now just the two of them, as the other band members had went their seperate ways. The chances of them all getting back together was bleak and hopeless.
Though the band was gone, at least they had each other for company, though they would miss all of the fun stuff at Kong studios. The music player. Watching 2-D screw up at almost anything and everything. Good times. But sadly, they were gone.
The tag team of ex band members were on their way to a construction site to spray paint but first they had to get the spray paint. They were trying to find the store that sold their favorite kind of spray paint, but they were having a bit of trouble finding it. They had been walking around for a while with no success.
''I can't remember where that dang store was.'' Said Del in his low-toned voice (Though it was louder when he sang.) ''Could have sworn it was on this street.''
They stopped at a curb and looked around to see if they could find it. ...it wasn't anywhere.
''Aw, man what the-''
Suddenly Del got cut off by someone else.
''Are you two the ones known as Noodle and Del?''
The voice was coming from some guy standing next to him. He was dressed in a coat that covered him from head to toe and wore sunglasses and a fadora.
''Yeah. Why do you wanna know? You want an autograph?'' Asked Del.
''No no no. I have been sent to ask you two a question.'' Said the man.
''What is it?''
''We must not talk about it here. Follow me.'' The man began to walk off down a different sidewalk. Del and Noodle looked at each other and shrugged shoulders, then began to follow the guy.
They walked down a number of streets until they reached the industrial district of Essex. They made their way to the more darker and crime infested parts of the area. Then they stopped at the doors of an abandoned warehouse by the pier. This was quite odd to the duo of former band members. Why would the man bring them here? If this was formal business, they surely would have had something better in mind, right?
The man pulled out a key and unlocked the door. He walked in with Del and little Noodle following a couple of feet behind him.
They saw that the interior had been turned into some giant office. There were a lot of boxes and paper littered all over the floor. In the middle of all this was a desk with a lone metal chair behind it and two more in front of it. A computer and a small lamp sat on the desk.
''Take a seat, please.'' Said the man as he sat in the chair behind the desk. Del and Noodle sat in the two empty ones and stared patiently at the man.
''Why the heck would you bring us out in this part of the city just for a question?'' Asked Del.
''Because we must have nobody even hear the slightest bit of any of this.'' Said the man as she shrugged of his clothes to reveal who he really was. He was a large white glove that looked like the one Mickey Mouse wore.
''AAHHHHHHHH!'' Yelled Del and Noodle as they jumped bak in their seats.
''W-w-what are you?'' Asked Del.
''I guess I have a lot of explaining to do, yes?'' Said the floating glove.
Noodle nodded to show she meant yes. And so did Del.
''Very well then.'' The glove floated up a bit more and began to float around the two, and was twitching while doing so.
''My name is Crazy Hand.'' Said the glove.
''The heck you are.'' Mumbled Del as he refered to the glove's constant twitching.
''Me and Master Hand hold a game fit for people with certain powers and abilities.'' Said Crazy Hand.
''So wait, you mean were one of those people?''
''Indeed. Me and Master Hand have been watching you two for quite a while, now. We have seen your strengths and skills in your music videos.'' He pointed at Del.
''Del. We have seen your supernatural abilities from Clint Eastwood. Master Hand was very impressed by your powers.'' He then shifted his pointed pointer finger to Noodle. ''And Noodle, we have seen your skills in many of your television appearences. You have martial arts skills and reflexes that weve never seen before in a human your age.''
''So, wait...'' Said Del. ''What are you saying? And you still haven't asked us that question yet.''
''Oh, yes. Sorry. I tend to get caught up in speeches. Now what was I going to ask you? Hm... oh yes! Del, Noodle, would you two like to participate in the Super Smash Brothers Tournament?'' He Asked.
''What the heck is about?''
''It's a tournament that gathers the best fighters from near and far to fight in the most action-filled game ever seen! You will become famous!''
''Famous...''
''Plus, me and Master Hand have never actually had any contestants that were world-famous musicians. The crowds will surely love you!''
''...Let me and Noodle talk about it.''
Del and Noodle huddled up and whispered about if they should say yes or say no. Crazy Hand waited patiently, though he still continued to tweek like he always does, because that's how he was.
They broke up their huddle and looked at Crazy Hand with smiles on their faces.
''Sure. Why not?'' Said Del.
''Excellent! I must ask you a few questions before we are off. First, do you have anything you would like to bring with you from home?''
''Nope.'' Said Del.
''Nada.'' Said Noodle. She learned that word from 2-D.
''Are you two comfortable with sharing a room?''
''Yeah.'' Said Del.
''Mm-hm.'' Said Noodle.
''Do any of you have any health problems that you must need a medication for?''
Both of them nodded to show no.
''Good. Now are you two just about ready to go?''
''YEAH!'' Said Noodle and Del in unison.
''Good. Now come with me. I wish to show you something.''
Crazy Hand went into a back room with Del and Noodle behind him. It was a room that only had a large ring standing up in the center of it. The rest was bare.
''What's that?'' Asked Del.
''It's what's gonna take you two to fame and fortune.'' Said Crazy Hand.
The giant glove pushed some buttons that were on the side of the rusty ring. After he pressed a few, he stood back besides Del and Noodle.
Then, in a flash, the ring had a spinning vortex inside of what was before just empty space. It glowed a dark shade of green and looked sort of like a hurricane.
''Are we going through that?'' Said Del as he pointed at the ring and looked at Crazy Hand.
''Yes, indeed. Do not worry. It has been tested already. Now follow me.'' Said Crazy Hand as he went into the vortex and dissapeared.
Del and Noodle looked at each other again and then looked at the vortex. They walked over to the spinning portal and stopped right in front of it.
The walked into it together and as soon as they were completely inside of it, the portal shrunk until it was no more.