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Parody & Humor. She was 2 and he was 104, and they made mud pies together. A parody loosely based off of my one-shot 'Mud Pies.' O/S
When I first told my other friends about my challenge for a one-shot, and asked them if the whole mud pies idea would be good, she thought I was talking about Edward and started laughing and said, "She was 2 and he was 104, and together they made mud pies, oh my gosh!" I found myself laughing, when I figured out that she misunderstood. I promised her then, jokingly, that I would bring myself to post that, after I would have posted the one-shot of 'Mud Pies.'
But, let's just say that I had a bad case of writer's block with my other story, and got time to write this instead.
Note: This story is not intended for anyone to be offended by; this is purely for enjoyment - so, reading at your own risk!
Two year-old Swan giggled, as the vampire stared at her with amused eyes. He looked down and shook his head, wondering what Emmett and Jasper would say if they were here.
They would probably have made fun of him.
But then again, this bet wasn't half-bad after all.
However, that had all changed when the ball of mire in Bella's hands had lurched towards Edward's face, impacting him with a splashing sound, as all of the mud bounced back as well, hitting not only trees and other surrounding belongings, but Bella's cheek.
Bella tittered, pointing a finger at him and clapping her hands together in joy as she squealed.
He sure as hell wasn't expecting tried his best to control his composure as he wiped off the sticky, brown, sludgy mud of his face.
Goddammit.
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