John: Endgame

by Darius Blake

So this draws heavily from a comment on a youtube video. It was actual a really cool idea for the end of Homestuck... but it was Seriously heavy on the Sadstuck. I suck at writing Sadstuck... So I changed it a bit here and there, especially the end, to fix the whole mess of feels. Hope you Enjoy... Full credit to the commenter (Gamzee Makara) for the Idea

A young man awakes from a dream in his bedroom. It was quite a strange dream, absurd and random to the point of nonsense. The dream was already beginning to get vague... Can't have been that important.

Oh God, look at the time! How did he oversleep by so long? 4 o'clock in the afternoon is hardly a respectable time to awaken... maybe the boys father with make some allowances given what day it is...

It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

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Enter name.
"Zoosmell Pooplord"
"Try again, smartass
Try again.
"John Egbert"
Remember your dream.

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You think about the weird dream for a while, thinking about all those faces. Who were they again? Jade? Rose? Dave?

But you've never met your friends in person, so that can't be right... and what about those greyish figures, with their golden horns?

Wait …Oh god, oh no... You REMEMBER. Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY, and you remember the GAME, the GAME that destroyed and killed, but also reunited you with your FRIENDS and it also helped you to make new ones, the trolls, Calliope, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk… Was it all real? Was... any of it real? You sit up and grip your head, fighting off tears, will you ever see them again?...but ...how could you?
What have you done?

Hmm… Someone's pestering you… might be Dave or Jade… You could try asking if they remember… If it's Rose, she'll get more information out of you than the other way around…

John, Check Pesterchum.

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