Okay, I have not written anything for a while. I Suck dried up shriveled man balls, I know. Here is a little one shot, by some one unexpected; writing in their journal about Sam and Danny's new found relationship.
Dear Diary,
I see them every day in school. And it PISSES ME OFF! I mean what does Danny see in her? In that weird unpopular Goth girl? I'm sure I had a chance before, against his previous crushes, but now, well… I just don't, they're best friends and you know what they say about love diary, that its just friendship caught on fire. It's not fair, I liked that boy since the first day he walked in the halls of Casper, as a scared little freshman boy. He was just so adorable, I just wanted to take him to an empty classroom and comfort him in ways only someone like myself could. Every day diary, EVERY SINGLE DAY, that is what I wish, but it would be wrong, oh so wrong, and that Desire ghost is gone forever so I can't just wish it! They hold hands, have their arms around each other, and oh how I was in that bitches place. But no, no violence in school. I guess I was going to have to take Sam down on my own time. Every one thinks its sweet, even the A-list. Tucker made bets with others nearly the entire town! I didn't in some false hope they wouldn't tie the knot but that was just false hope. Well, I really must be getting off to sleep; mother will get angry that I am up past bedtime. But rest assured Diary, Sam Manson Was going down, or my name isn't JERIMIAH LANCER!
Lancer closed his diary and shoved it under his matters.
"Jerrrrrrrry!" called his mother, "Its time for my sponge bath!"
Lancer sighed "But mother, I was about to sleep!"
"Don't lie to me!" She yelled "Come now honey, I promise that if you do this, I will let you go out on Friday night and stay out late!"
"Huckleberry Finn!" Exclaimed Lancer "why doesn't she understand I'm and adult, if only I had a place of my own, but unfortunately, we teachers are underpaid"
"JERIMIAH!"
Lancer sighed "Coming mother"
Where did this come from ,even I do not know, it just struck me several months back and I thought what the hell and decided to post it. It's short and probably sucks but whatever. I hope I made a few mouths drop open. My next fic will be Body guard, then a one shot. Crypt of the rose, I need to get some ideas down, like how Danny and Phantom separated, I'm thinking a scepter or staff or book of some sorts. I'm open to ideas so please tell me in your reviews. NO FLAMING AND R and R!