Disclaimer: Don't own them.

"Here, Sammy," Dean said as he tossed a box to Sam.

"Magician in a box, what the hell am I supposed to do with this?"

Dean sighed, "Entertain me, what else would you do with it.
You wanna be a magician so get cracking, I'm bored."

"Wanted to be a magician-past tense," Sam huffed.

"Well, I demand entertainment. Do you need a hooker?"

"What?! No," Sam shouted. "So, it's magic or herpes?"

"No, you might need a lovely assistant. I can't assist and
be entertained at the same time," Dean stated.

"This all makes perfect sense to you doesn't it?"

"Why wouldn't it?"

Sam just sighed and opened the box.

A/N: okay folks, i am desperately wanting to attend a supernatural convention in 2010.
does anyone know if there's a website where the dates and locations are listed? i know
about a few in california and vancouver, but i live way down in the land of cotton (aka
the deep south) and i'm hoping there's one a little closer to home. anyway if anyone has
a list or knows where i can find one i'd really appreciate the info-pretty please!