(A/N I don't know much about the cell game episodes I have never actually seen the perfect cell saga so if I mess up don't get mad at me)

Disclaimer: I have three reasons why I do not own DBZ #1. Why would my pin name be 'I DO NOT OWN DBZ' if I owned it #2. I wouldn't be here #3. If I owned anything why would I need a disclaimer?

CHAPTER 1: The Bet

Chibi Videl was siting on the couch watching cartoons with her two best friends Erasa and Sharpner when all of a sudden the screen went black for a second. And then it said there was a special bulletin so all three screamed like it was the end of the world until Sharpner fainted.

It was the announcement of the cell games and there was a press conference with The Great Mr. Satin

~I'm The Great Mr. Satin I will save the world from cell~ Mr. Satin screamed

* Sweat drop * "You think he'll last more then five seconds against cell" Sharpner said

"Less" said Erasa

"Maybe it'll down his ego" Videl said

"Maybe" Sharpner said

"Want to make a bet on how long he'll last" Erasa said

"Sure" Videl and Sharpner said

~*~

Sage (me): so what do you think so far like don't like?

Ariel (my older sister): tell us in your review

Sage: on a side note I think I need a co-host

Ariel: what about me?

Sage: I don't like you besides you won't spar with me so nah

Ariel: I'll spar with you when you cut and clean your nails

Sage: NEVER!

Ariel: then I won't spar

Sage: you're just scared I'll mortally injure you again

Ariel: as a mater of fact I am mostly because of your nails

Sage: whatever anyway vote who you want my co-host to be

Ariel: *sigh* here's the list

Videl

Pan

Vegeta

Chichi

Goku

Goten

Gohan

Bulma

18

Krillen

Or Piccolo

Sage: oh! And I must get at least 5 reviews before I will post next chapter