The Potter Family Chatroom
Harry has logged on
Lily has logged on
James has logged on
Harry: hey mom and dad I'm having fun at Hogwarts
Lily: great your father and I are happy
James: yeah we really are
Harry: so wait how come u guys r on separate computers
Lily: well Harry…James and I are breaking up and were meeting other people
James: … sorry son
Harry: BLOODY HELL! How dare u do this to me
Lily: Harry watch your mouth
James went idle
Harry: mom shut up I mean u guys leave me at Hogwarts so u can break up and see other people, how could you.
Lily: Harry u are a disgrace
Harry logged off
Harry logged on
Harry: hey Lily I'm talking to dad
Harry: hey lily It's me James
Harry: crucio
Lily: Harry what did you do?
Harry: dad is dead now
Lily: BLIMEY, BLOODY HELL!
Lily logged off
Harry logged off
The End?
Ok readers, here is something else, James is really dead, Lily cried till she died and Harry joined Voldemort and dropped out of Hogwarts and became a dark arts minion.
The End (this time it's for real)