Exactly, how much more weirdness?

By Summanaro

Ok, I got an e-mail to write a sequel to Bunny Wars, so I thought it was a good idea. Here we go. Chicken Wars!

It was a couple weeks after the bunnies had invaded the earth. They had sended Nutty to the nut house. Literally. Bra was lonely, Pan tried to visit her, but she'd just throw a *few* things at her. Vegeta was reading the 'How to rule the world' book, when Nutty came back with a big bag of mixed nuts.

"They fired me, but I wouldn't go so they gave me a big bag of nuts to leave."

Vegeta wasn't looking at her, so he thought different.

"WHAT???!!!" He looked up to see something way different. He sighed, Nutty just cocked an eyebrow at him. The news was on, and Goku was doing the news. Vegeta laughed hysterically to the thought of them actually letting him get a job.

"Is it on?"

"Yes! Now say what's on the paper." A cameraman whispered harshly.

"Oh yeah! I remember this part. The people of earth are in danger acco acc. Ah, what's this word again?" The cameraman just slapped his forehead. Then there was a chicken that hopped onto the desk.

"I am chicky-poo the evil chicken lord!!"

"What the hell?" Vegeta looked at the screen questionly.

"Mmmmm! Chicken!" Goku grabbed hold of the chicken and started to walk off the set.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? PUT ME DOWN!!!" The chicken yelled, he whisteled and re-inforcements came.

"CHICKEN!!" Goku yelled. They ran and piled over Goku.

"Vegeta, what is my dad doing?" Gohan asked

"Oh just the normal stuff." Nutty said as she started to eat some almonds.

"Nutty!!! Your back!" Bra yelled running to hug Nutty.

"Ah, ah! No touchy!" Gohan poked Vegeta on the shoulder to get his attention.

"No touchy." he said in response. Gohan was just confused, he looked at what he was reading. Step1. You must have a chick. Step 2. Put the whole world through pain and suffer to rule over it. Step3. buy a crown. What kind of crap is Vegeta reading? Gohan read the direction's in his mind. He looked at the book title.

"Vegeta-" He was broke off by Vegeta.

"No talky."

While over at the news station Goku had a bon fire. In the studio. He was telling scary stories to a pen, a chicken head, and the cameraman.

"And when he looked in the fridge....it was empty" The cameraman gasped, the chicken head clucked, and the pen laid there. Like any inatimnate object should. Goku was cooking chicky-poo over the fire. While the other remaining chicken's at the base were planning to destroy everyone. Unfourtunately Goku found them and ate them all.

"I'm still hungry."

Back at the studio, the fire got out of control. At capsule corp. Vegeta was still reading his book when Bulma walked in.

" Hi Vege- hey! are you reading that again?"

"Shut-up and come on I finished the book." Vegeta flew off with Bulma for world domination.

"I give him 5 minutes" Gohan said looking at Nutty. She had ate half of the bag of nuts.

"So.... are there any vacant planets around?"

THE END

yes, yes I could have made it longer, but I wanted to get this posted ASAP. So.. what'cha think huh, huh? R&R plz!