A/N: So this is just a place for me to compile all the drabbles I wrote for the Klarosmutdrabble blog on tumblr.
And this particular drabble was requested by Etherealprey. It's Body swap! (As in Klaus and Caroline switch bodies and do it) This is complete crack/smut. So... expect things to get weird.
The really awesome, sexy cover was made by Klaroline-fantasies, and I'm in love with it :D
Wrong Equipment?
Caroline let out an ear-splitting scream, but instead of a high-pitched, feminine shriek, she heard a low bellow erupt from her throat.
Sharp stubble, full, red lips, and a head full of thick, dark blonde curls stared back her, replacing her sweet, signature features. The full length mirror revealed her new height, even exceeding her usual impressive one, her lean, muscular body, and the midnight attire now clinging to 'her' skin, consisting of a Henley and slick jeans.
Her mouth was agape as Klaus's abhorred countenance stared back at her. This was not happening. She was so not having a Freaky Fridayepisode.
Her hand flew to her stubbly cheek while her eyes watched intently. The muscles in her face moved into absurd expressions- it would've been hilarious if she wasn't trapped in his body- hoping her reflection wouldn't follow suit, but it did…
"Klaus!" Caroline found herself flinching at the ludicrous sound of Klaus angrily screaming his own name. Well, serves him right for pulling something like this. "Get out here, you body-stealing asshole!" His speech had always been so posh; hearing her vulgar words on his tongue seemed so foreign to her.
Her deep blue eyes widened when she saw her real body reflected in the mirror as Klaus opened the white door of their bedroom. Klaus walked toward her- parading in her body- clearly enjoying every second of it. He folded his hands behind his back in that aristocratic way he always did, with a wide smirk that seemed misplaced on her normally gentle face.
He wasn't even sorry- well of course not- he had an all access pass to her front door, back door- hell, he just bought the entire farm!
She crossed her newly muscular arms over her hard chest, grimacing at him with that same grumpy face she would always tease him about. "Give me my body back!"
Klaus threw his petite hands up in surrender, flashing her her own innocent face. "You think I did this? Sweetheart, I think we both know there's only one witch in town." Even in Caroline's body, his naturally seductive tone could make any pet name sound like her native tongue.
Caroline opened her mouth to retort, but Klaus was saved when the buzzing of her phone cut her off. Glaring at the amused man trapped in her body, she brought her phone to her ear. "Bonnie!"
"Klaus?!"
She groaned loudly, hearing Klaus's gruff voice instead of her own. "No! It's your best friend who you so owe like a million boxes of chocolate and spa trips!" Caroline could barely believe that her deep, accented voice just said that feminine sentence and from the pause Bonnie took, she could tell her friend felt the same. Lips pressed together, it was all she could do to refrain from laughing when Klaus covered his face with his hands in humiliation. He was so going to make her pay for that later, but for now she stared at him with a satisfied grin, her dimples showing on her cheeks.
"Oh, my God…" Bonnie could hardly believe it, but there was no denying it. "Klaus- I mean- Caroline- I mean-"
"Just fix it," Caroline growled into the phone and hung up. The conversation was awkward enough without having to listen to her best friend's reaction to her being in Klaus's body. She placed her phone back onto the nightstand before narrowing her eyes back to Klaus.
"Well…" Klaus drawled, in her usually perky voice. "As long as we're waiting, might as well take advantage of the situation." He lifted his thin eyebrows suggestively.
Heat pooled inside her stomach when she caught the naughty glint in his eyes that she could recognize anywhere. "What are you doing? You're seriously thinking about that now?"
"Caroline, we had our bodies switched; we're not dying. I see no imminent danger." He firmly gripped her brood shoulders with his soft hands, capturing her nervous eyes. "Relax… make the most of our situation…" The supple skin on the back of his hand caressed Caroline's prickly cheek, igniting the nerves in his hand and shooting up his lithe arm.
"Klaus… I…" She stuttered, contemplating his implication. It wasn't that it didn't intrigue her, but the thought excited and frightened her. Knowing that Klaus was thrilled to take role playing to a whole new level made the idea even more enticing. Blood shot straight toward the bulge forming in her jeans. There was an unfamiliar ache targeting straight toward that single location. It was different from the usual ache she felt down there; every nerve on her dick sent a soreness shooting straight through this extra limb she had acquired, begging for release. She had wondered once what it was like for guys when they got an erection and now she got to find out first hand. She wished so much to be able to clench her thighs to try to suppress it but Klaus's dick seemed to have a mind of its own.
Klaus looked down with a wolfish grin on his lips, noticing Caroline's palpable arousal. "I must say, sweetheart, that is a lovely prick you have there. So large for me." He swiped his little tongue across his bottom lip. He would make that tongue do sinfully delicious things until he deemed it sufficiently filthy. He could feel her panties getting ruined bit by bit with every dirty scenario popping into his head.
Caroline's jaw dropped. She couldn't tell if he was complimenting her or himself. It was herboner, but it was still hisdick. Either way it was fucked up, but she was getting harder by the second.
Klaus took a step back to admire her. The lascivious grin on his delicate features revealed how proud he was of how easily he could turn her on with just his words. "Have at it, love." Klaus sunk down into the wooden chair in the corner of the room. "My body is free for you to use to pleasure yourself. I give you consent to… explore."
Caroline stood there, her mouth hanging open, while every muscle in her body went rigid. Her body was covered in articles of clothing from her neck to her feet, but with that lustful look in Klaus's eyes and the growing erection that stuck out in his direction, it felt as if she were bared to him. Although, if she were, she wouldn't actually be bared to him, but… whatever. "Excuse you? You give me consent? As if it wasn't already a given."
"Then what are you waiting for, love?" he raised a brow at her. "Pleasure yourself- or me. Whichever you prefer." He rolled his eyes like he was already imagining the sight of her stroking his body.
Caroline's breath hitched when she saw the feral look in those usually guileless eyes. There was no point in denying that she wanted this, the soreness of her erection was starting to become unbearable. If it hadn't been for the confinements of the jeans trapping her shaft, she was certain her gigantic dick would be touching her navel by now. Plus, Klaus's fragrant arousal was clouding all her senses. She needed to take a seat before her knees gave out. "You first." She sat herself down on the corner of the king sized bed, opening her crotch nice and wide to put her hard member on display for Klaus's perusal.
Klaus's eyes traveled south while his tiny tongue slid across his soft lips. The way he gulped made it seem as if it was all he could do to not drool. "Drop your pants and you have yourself a deal, sweetheart."
Caroline smirked in that devilish way he did that would make her wet all over. Her hands slowly slid up his lean thighs until they stopped at the hem of the dark Henley. Rough fingers trailed along her defined torso as she slid the shirt over her head, ruffling the short curls on her head into a lazy, seductive look. Her teeth tugged on her red, full lips just to tease him, drawing out even more desire from the impatient hybrid. "It must be really bad for your ego to be turned on by your own reflection." The belt came off much slower than necessary. Caroline moved her hands only a fraction of what she should've, enjoying every tick of Klaus's jaw in anticipation. Her placid movements made it seem like a never ending chain of events to him.
Klaus gripped onto the arms of the wooden chair he occupied, trying to hold himself together as he felt his climax build. Now he knew just how good he was at being a tease; he wasn't sure if he should feel smug or frustrated. "To be fair, love, I believe it's fair to say we're both aroused by our own reflection." He emulated her earlier actions by propping his thighs open, hitting her directly with the scent of her drenched panties. Due to her choice in wearing a floral, blue dress today, all that stood between Caroline and Klaus's throbbing center was the thin silk material covering him.
Caroline sighed, the familiar scent of herself flowing out overwhelmed her senses, but it was so much more erotic knowing that it was Klaus's need for her running down his thighs. The air was so thick with sex she could barely think straight. Her throat ran dry, realizing how hungry she was for him. Just seeing the hunger in her reflection made this whole situation that much hotter. That man could make someone drop their pants for a tree, there was no doubt.
She shoved the slick pants past her knees and then kicked it off, along with his shoes. She looked up at him from beneath her lashes- the same way he would do to her. She resented and craved that sultry look because she swore if she wasn't as stubborn as she was, he could make her come with that one expression. Now it was hers to wield as she pleased.
One soft hand moved up the dress Caroline had chosen to wear today, sliding up the creamy skin of his inner thigh and cupped the drenched undergarment. Klaus tore the delicate fabric from his soaked opening, exposing his pink flesh and the musky scent of his juices to Caroline. A cocky expression appeared on his face when her jaw dropped at how ready he was for her.
Her cock throbbed desperately, wanting nothing more than to stretch him to his limits like he had done countless times to her. Despite being trapped into a one thousand year old's body, she possessed less control over herself than she had anticipated. At least she had an idea of just how much influence she had over him, but the feeling was mutual.
Klaus shoved two fingers through the opening he would never get enough of. He'd had his fingers encased inside Caroline numerous times, but it was entirely different from this perspective. The feeling of the welcomed intrusion elicited a groan from his soft lips. Her fingers were so small and gentle compared to his- it was no wonder she gave him the cold shoulder when he was absent when she needed his touch.
His walls immediately constricted around his slender fingers, feeling just how tight he was. He thrust those fingers in and out, stretching himself inside, going deeper each time. His slim fingers were barely creating a spark between the juncture between his legs; he needed something harder, larger. Caroline's erect length was the only thing that would do.
Her callus hands had wrapped around her pulsing erection while she watched Klaus sink two fingers into his heat. She began to vigorously pump herself, igniting every nerve inside her stiff shaft. With every gasp and moan Klaus released, Caroline thrust her hips into her hands, imagining it was her own entrance she was pounding into. "Klaus… I wanna fuck you."
Klaus grinned evilly and inserted a third finger into his slick heat. Curling those long fingers, he continued to drive them into himself, feeling himself edge closer to the brink. His thumb circled around his clit, watching pleasure cross Caroline's face. His core throbbed, feeling the compact nerves in his nub being set ablaze. "What a coincidence… since I intend to ride you, love."
Caroline's face contorted, allowing the friction she was creating to spread across her cock until she couldn't take it anymore. Her eyes glowed gold and her fangs dropped, a low growl erupting from her throat. She eyed Klaus, who looked breathless, his entire body drenched from sweat.
In this moment, she finally understood the appeal he had for the chase. She saw him sitting in that chair, at her mercy, waiting for her to pounce. She saw her reflection as a lamb to his wolf. She had the control, the strength of an Original hybrid and an insatiable desire. Launching herself at him like a stealthy predator, she broke the chair in half and slammed him up against the wall. She liked that dress, so she swiftly lifted it over his head before he could ruin it and repeated with her bra by carefully unhooking it from his chest, revealing her perky breasts to her eyes. "Nice boobs." She cupped each breast with a large hand, appreciating his erect peaks with a rough massage. "So plump and hard for me."
Klaus hissed at her, allowing his fangs to protrude. His back arched into her hands in response. The feeling of her hands on him caused heat to pool between his legs once more. His legs began to quiver in that same way Caroline would under his touch. His hands immediately gripped her at the base of her member, stealing back some of the power. "Still nothing compared to your magnificent prick." He brought her up to his dripping heat, feeling her throb erratically as he swirled her tip around his folds, coating her head in his juices.
Caroline gritted her teeth, dragging her short nails against the wall behind his head. It was all she could do to stop herself from collapsing from the impossible ache radiating from her cock. "No one likes a tease."
"You would know." Klaus grinned. He rubbed his naked chest against hers. Caroline's head fell back, allowing the sensation to spread across her body like wild fire. Seeing his opportunity open, Klaus pushed Caroline straight onto the bed and then grabbed her behind the knees, pulling her thighs off the edge of the bed.
Caroline gasped at his cheeky movements. Her eyes widened and her heart raced when she saw him sink down to his knees at her feet. She was hypnotized, watching Klaus's tongue move in a circular path while he wet his supple lips, keeping his eyes trained on her giant erection, poking her navel as she predicted before.
"Do you even know what you're doing?" She wasn't sure how he would feel about having to suck off a dick, but considering it was his own she supposed it was different. But her heart raced as she anxiously waited for him to take her into his mouth. Watching Klaus sucking his own dick had to be the most erotic thing she would ever see. If he didn't begin soon, she would explode before he even had a taste.
"I'll let you be the judge of that, sweetheart." With a wolfish grin firmly in place, Klaus latched his seductive lips right on her tip, pressing hard until he could feel electricity shooting through her body. He placed his hands on her hips to keep her in place, although, he knew in this body it wouldn't do much good. He dragged his warm, small tongue along her impressive length. He lapped at the stiff member until it was coated entirely in his saliva.
Caroline bit back a moan, twisting a strong hand in the thick, blonde locks between her legs. Oh, he definitely knew what he was doing. For a guy who seemed to only be playing for one team, he was abnormally good at giving himself blow jobs. "Klaus… God… why are you so good at this? Oh, my God!" Her eyes fell down to his, seeing the mischief and adoration in his eyes. Every coherent word in her vocabulary was erased in that moment and replaced with complete gibberish.
He wasn't turned off at all at the idea of having his tongue wrapped around his own dick. He could understand why Caroline loved having her mouth around it; he tasted delicious if he did say so himself. But knowing that he could give Caroline intense pleasure in an entirely different way excited him.
He enveloped her entire length inside his mouth, sucking down, while she released a deep groan. His tongue swirled around her head, feeling his own essence drip down his thighs. He could feel her hips begin to involuntarily thrust into his mouth. She was trying to fight it, but he wanted to taste her, wanted to feel her come undone in his mouth.
Klaus grabbed onto her balls, toying with them as his mouth continued their assault on her shaft. His talented mouth continued to suck on her, rapidly switching positions to attack her from different angles. Caroline was trembling underneath him, trying to resist the urge to come inside his mouth, but his one hand on her hip was slowly coaxing her to give in. Tempting her to drive herself against his mouth, she lost her grip and shoved her cock into his mouth over and over again.
Klaus hummed against her pulsing length, finally driving her over the brink and tasting her hot seed when it entered his mouth. It filled his mouth and he blithely allowed it to travel down his throat. Even as she ejaculates, he's never tasted anything so sweet or delicious. He licked his lips and her tip clean when she went flaccid, but he wasn't finished with her yet.
He slid her back up the bed and climbed on top of her, straddling her. His lips crashed down to her rougher ones and he buried a hand into her short curls as he deepened the kiss.
Caroline moaned against his lips, wrapping her arms around his smooth back to press him against her hard body. She sighed. His tongue pushed her lips open for him to invade. Once his tongue found her larger one, he swirled his smaller tongue around hers, feeling her beg for more.
Klaus released her mouth and attacked her neck with hot, open-mouthed kisses. Caroline threw her head back as he made his way down to her clavicle, nipping at the skin there. She had had enough of his teasing for one afternoon. It was his idea to do this and now that he'd gotten her all hot and heavy, he was tormenting her body- his body- someone's body with that evil mouth of his. She was so not going to let the perks of being an Original hybrid slip past her.
Caroline flipped them over so that she was on top, pressing his shoulders into the mattress. "I am going to fuck you until you associate orgasms with my name," she repeated the line he would always state before pounding into her.
"I already do," Klaus quipped. "Every time you make me come I scream 'Klaus Mikaelson is the best lover I've ever had.'" He smirked, amused by the displeased look on Caroline's countenance.
"I don't say that," Caroline countered.
"Not voluntarily," Klaus smiled. "They're not complete sentences, but still coherent enough for me to put the pieces together."
Caroline cupped him at his sopping entrance. Klaus paused his arrogant words to sharply inhale at the feeling of being in the palm of Caroline's hand. Her hard thumb circled his little bundle of nerves, and he lifted his hips, trying to create more friction. "Shut up," she said softly before placing herself right at his entrance.
Klaus shuddered, feeling Caroline run her tip along his wet folds once again. "Do you even know how to use that thing, love?"
Caroline raised a brow at him. "Are you questioning me?"
"Not at all. I just thought you might want some advice from someone who's been wielding it for about… a millennium more or less."
"Fine, all-wise-one. What do you propose I do?" Caroline asked.
"Thrust hard, but slow. Make every movement count. Once you can't go any deeper, roll your hips. Don't be afraid to be bold," he instructed.
Caroline let her dark purple veins line her cheek bones and then swiftly thrust herself into his drenched center as she slammed his hips into hers. The feeling was incredible. Klaus was so hot and sticky inside. She continued to follow his instructions, slowly sliding out to gain momentum and roughly slamming back into him, but slowing down enough to drive him crazy. She had to bite down on her luscious lower-lip to refrain from just pounding into him like a savage beast. Every thrust of her hips caused her stiff cock to be coated even further with Klaus's alluring juices. Her entire erection was rapidly pulsing and burning inside him.
Klaus breathed out wantonly. He dug his nails into Caroline's tough shoulder. He could feel his muscles clenching around the hardness moving inside him. His body was desperate for her touch, trying to suck her in deeper, holding on for dear life. He'd never felt so full in his life; the thought of her ever pulling out caused his nails to sink deeper into her skin, drawing blood for the punctures he had created in her shoulders.
Caroline captured his lips in a hot kiss. Sucking his sweet lower-lip into her mouth, her tongue flicked across that pink lip before letting go, leaving him breathless. Klaus purred against her hips and pushed his hips even closer to hers, his entire lower body yearning for her. "Slam your hips into mine. Then circle your hips."
Klaus growled and snapped his hips against hers. The feeling of Caroline driving herself inside him felt amazing. She wielded his dick like a pro, switching from targeting one specific area to sporadically assaulting him in several directions. His hips rocked against hers, meeting her with each thrust. The entire room was filled with the sounds of their grunts and their skin slapping against each other. He was so close- and so was she- he could feel it in his loins. And he would be the one to finish it.
He flipped them over that he straddled her, still impaled on her shaft. Caroline gasped, seeing him smirk down at her with devious intents present in his usually innocent blue eyes. He didn't give her a chance to collect her thoughts, and circled his hips against her. Caroline moaned loudly, feeling the hot friction he was creating shoot throughout her body and sweat to trickle down her forehead. Her hips instinctively crashed up against his and her callus fingers pressed into his hips hard enough to leave purple bruises.
Klaus pinned her shoulders down, allowing his breasts to bounce in front of him, tempting her, akin to how Caroline did. He knew it was only a matter of seconds before he succumbed to his built up orgasm. He was using all his will power to keep holding on.
Caroline rammed her hips against Klaus's with all her might until all her pent up sexual frustration exploded inside him. She spilled herself into him, filling him with her warm fluid. Ripples of pleasure shot across her body as she cried out in ecstasy.
After taking her orgasm, Klaus finally let go. His walls clamped down on her length, squeezing it impossibly tight. He screamed in pleasure as he rode out his high. Trails of fire danced across his skin, feeling euphoria wash over him. Caroline looked up at him, seeing his body spasm above her; she hadn't believed him before when he told her all he saw was a goddess when she came, but now she understood. Her flesh tingled just knowing that she laid beneath a creature that was so beautiful.
Klaus collapsed against her muscular chest. Little tremors still lingered on his body from his explosive orgasm. He stayed motionless for a while, just listening to the way her chest would rise and fall. Their breathing stayed in sync, slowing returning to normal.
Klaus leaned on his elbows and placed a chaste kiss on her lips. Bringing his soft hand to her face, his thumb gently stroked her cheek.
Caroline placed a hand on the small of his back, bringing him closer. "So… you think I could borrow this for a while?" Her eyes flicked down to the juncture between their bodies, where they were still joined, obviously referring to her flaccid dick.
Klaus chuckled before taking on an austere look. "Give me back my prick, sweetheart."
I really hope that was entertaining lol