Title: the Bet
Rating: PG-13
Realm: Naruto
Characters/Pairing: Deidara, Itachi, Kakuzu, Kisame
Genre: Humour
Warnings: none
Word-count: 100
Summary: The Akatsuki members place a bet on Tobi's demise.
Notes: I've wondered who'd win a bet like this…
"Kakuzu is going to kill you, un."
"But Deidara-sempai, it's so pretty!"
Deidara shook his head and walked away.
"Twenty on that Tobi is dead before dawn."
"Fifty on that he's killed within the hour, un."
"I bet five hundred on that Kakuzu won't harm him."
Kisame and Deidara turned their eyes towards Itachi, then at one another again.
"Deal."
Tobi reverently watched the overly priced mask he'd just bought before discarding his old one and putting it on.
Kakuzu threw one look at Tobi before approaching the small group.
"Deidara. You'll pay that back."
"Pay up," Itachi commented disinterestedly.