im FORCED to tell you that i DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!! (sobb sobb)
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silly little vampire
"NO! please- dear GOD, STAY AWAY!!" bella pleaded
"bella??" edward frowned
"please spare me- i want to live!" bella cried, cowering away from him
"bella i'm not going to hurt you..." edward said quietly, trying to comfort his angel
"please...please go away..." bella whispered
"okay- i'll go. i'm so sorry for frightening you bella..." edward said, trying hard to ignore the pain he felt inside
bella ripped off her shoe and held it high above her head, a threatening look in her eyes. edward wasn't sure how a shoe would hurt him, but he held up his hands in surrender- to show he meant no harm.
out of nowhere, bella was flying past him with a shrill "HEYAH!" and landed beside him- a triumphant grin clear on her face.
"bella??" edward asked unsurely
"i killed it! i killed the ugly, scary spider!" she said happily, bouncing into his arms.
edward felt confused, and stared at her blankly.
"what??" bella asked
"you were talking about a spider??" he asked incredulously
"yeah...what else would i be talking about??" bella frowned, just as confused now
edward started to laugh with relief, and hugged her tight. bella didn't complain but she was still confused. finally, edward recovered enough to think of something.
"big old spiders and needles you're scared of, but not sadistic, blood-thirsty vampires??" he asked
bella grinned "well...yeah. what's so scary about a silly little vampire??"
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