Why You Should Never Let Cute Guys in Your Conscience Be Your Guide
~ Elle's Notes: This did not happen for real. (don't I wish) But if you drink 5 cans of Dr. Pepper and a bag of Pixi Stix, it will seem very real .~
CONSCIENCE GUIDES: Elijah Wood (my sweet baboo) Hayden Christensen Tobey Maguire Ewan McGregor Noah Wile
Else is in her room lying on her bed staring at the ceiling .She is a bit sad. She doesn't have a boyfriend and
Elle: ~ singing to herself ~ Why does my heart cry?
Ewan: ~ singing off in the distance ~ Feelings I can't fight.
Elle: ~ pauses ~ looks around ~ Where are you? Why are you here?
Ewan: ~ still singing ~ You're free to leave me.
Elle: ~ a bit confused ~ Just please don't deceive me.
Elle & Ewan: And believe me when I say... I love you! ~ Ewan bursts through room door ~
Elle: ~ sits up in surprise ~ Ah!
Ewan: Good afternoon.
Elle: Should I ask why you are in my room? Here? Now?
Ewan: No. I'm just here.
Elle: Oh, sorry I asked.
Ewan: Another round for that heart wrenching song?
Elle: Yes. Please.
Elle & Ewan: Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can't fight. You're free to leave me, just please don't deceive me. And please, believe me when I say... I love you!
Toby: ~ off in the distance ~ STOP!!!!
Elijah: ~ obviously with Toby coming closer ~ Please make it end!
Hayden: ~ with Elijah and Toby arriving at door ~ I can't take it anymore!
Ewan: What's wrong?
Elle: Are we out of tune?
Tobey: No, the self-pity! Stop with the whole self-pity thing!
Elle: Oh. I'm sorry. I'm just really sad and frustrated. But maybe if Elijah came just a little closer, I'll solve world hunger if you'd like.
Ewan: Right...
Hayden: We just don't want to hear it anymore.
Elle: Do you have any idea what is going on in my life right now? What I have to put up with daily? What I'm going through?
Elijah: Of course we know. We've always known.
Elle: Hold on. Can I take that back? Why are you here?
Tobey: Because you need some much-needed guidance.
Elle: And that makes you special because...
Elijah: We're your conscience.
Elle: My conscience is a bunch of guys I think are ridiculously good looking?
Hayden: Why yes. We were hand-picked by yourself.
Elle: Well then. One of you is missing.
Tobey: Really? There's me, hobbit dude, lightsaber boy and the music man. Whom else are we forgetting?
Elle: ~ closes her eyes and thinks really hard ~
Noah: ~ walks in ~ Hey, did I miss anything?
Elle: Noah!
Elijah: How come she didn't act this happy when I came in before? I'm very confused.
~ Suddenly Katie walks into the room grabs Tobey ~
KT: Wrong conscience Tobey boy, you're with me.
Tobey: Sorry Elle byt KT is the only girl for me ~ Tobey puts on his spider mask on and grabs KT as they swing to NYC ~
Elle: I knew she would do that. ~ crosses arms ~ I hate her.
Noah: Bummer.
Elijah: Well, who does your other little sister get?
Elle: ~ closes eyes and thinks really hard ~
~ Cave Troll breaks down wall ~
C.T.: Grrr. Arg.
Hayden: ~ Whips out lightsaber and blows it to little snack size bits sold separately at you local food store ~
Elijah: Ah! ~ smacks Hayden ~ I was supposed to do that!
Hayden: Jee Wiz. You're welcome.
Elijah: I have my own weapon thank you very much.
Hayden: Oh yeah?
Elijah: ~ draws Sting ~
Hayden: Oh. It shines blue. So what? So does mine.
Elijah: It's shinning blue!? Where's the orc?
Elle: Next door to my room. Don't bother.
Elijah: Well at least mine is Elvin made.
Hayden: Well I made mine my self!
Elle: Boys! Stop!
Noah: ~ his beeper goes off ~ Oh sorry. Gotta split. Good luck!
Elle: Bye. ~ Sigh ~ There goes another one.
Elijah: Why was he here in the first place.
Elle: He's just cute.
Elijah: Oh.
Elle: ~ falls on her bed again in despair ~ Oh, woe is me.
Hayden: Oh, not again.
Ewan: Any song requests?
Elijah: If anything, something perky.
Ewan: ~ singing ~ Oops, I did it again. I played with your hear. Got lost in the game. Oh baby, baby.
Elijah: ~ pulling Elle up ~ Here's what you gotta do.
Hayden: #1 Pick yourself up and dust yourself off.
Ewan: You might think we're in love. That I'm sent from above.
Elijah: #2 Bow Your Nose
Hayden: Yeah, wait a sec..ewwwww
Ewan: I'm not that innocent.
Elijah: Uh Ewan, just, no.
Hayden: Ewan please cut it out!
Elle: Ok. Brittney Spears. BAD IDEA!
Ewan: Sorry. You said something perky.
Elle: Just stick to "Roxanne" or even better, just hum it.
Ewan: Alright. ~ faces a corner and hums "Roxanne" ~
Hayden: I believe that about wraps this up. You are semi-problem free for now.
Elle: But you guys are forgetting the most important part!!!
Hayden: Eh?
Elle: A boyfriend! I want a boyfriend! I want somebody to name stars after me even though they already have some other name. I want to receive bouquets that have their roots still attached. I want somebody to take me to favorite movies and dances. Somebody who I can talk to for hours and want to hold their hand every instant they are around. Somebody to walk me home, and save a seat for me on the bus.
Elijah: Oh. I see. We can't really help you there. That's your own ally.
Hayden: Are you sure you want to get into that business?
Elle: I ache for one with every fiber of my being.
Hayden: Well then. Just wait. A good person is bound to come your way any minute. We have to leave you now to make your own decisions.
Elijah: Bye.
Ewan: ~ stopped humming ~ See you later!
Hayden: A pleasure to be of service madam. ~ and everyone begins to walk out of the door ~
Elle: ~ grabs Elijah by the shirt collar ~ Wait! You can't leave yet. ~ shuts door behind them giggling~
~ Elle's Notes: This did not happen for real. (don't I wish) But if you drink 5 cans of Dr. Pepper and a bag of Pixi Stix, it will seem very real .~
CONSCIENCE GUIDES: Elijah Wood (my sweet baboo) Hayden Christensen Tobey Maguire Ewan McGregor Noah Wile
Else is in her room lying on her bed staring at the ceiling .She is a bit sad. She doesn't have a boyfriend and
Elle: ~ singing to herself ~ Why does my heart cry?
Ewan: ~ singing off in the distance ~ Feelings I can't fight.
Elle: ~ pauses ~ looks around ~ Where are you? Why are you here?
Ewan: ~ still singing ~ You're free to leave me.
Elle: ~ a bit confused ~ Just please don't deceive me.
Elle & Ewan: And believe me when I say... I love you! ~ Ewan bursts through room door ~
Elle: ~ sits up in surprise ~ Ah!
Ewan: Good afternoon.
Elle: Should I ask why you are in my room? Here? Now?
Ewan: No. I'm just here.
Elle: Oh, sorry I asked.
Ewan: Another round for that heart wrenching song?
Elle: Yes. Please.
Elle & Ewan: Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can't fight. You're free to leave me, just please don't deceive me. And please, believe me when I say... I love you!
Toby: ~ off in the distance ~ STOP!!!!
Elijah: ~ obviously with Toby coming closer ~ Please make it end!
Hayden: ~ with Elijah and Toby arriving at door ~ I can't take it anymore!
Ewan: What's wrong?
Elle: Are we out of tune?
Tobey: No, the self-pity! Stop with the whole self-pity thing!
Elle: Oh. I'm sorry. I'm just really sad and frustrated. But maybe if Elijah came just a little closer, I'll solve world hunger if you'd like.
Ewan: Right...
Hayden: We just don't want to hear it anymore.
Elle: Do you have any idea what is going on in my life right now? What I have to put up with daily? What I'm going through?
Elijah: Of course we know. We've always known.
Elle: Hold on. Can I take that back? Why are you here?
Tobey: Because you need some much-needed guidance.
Elle: And that makes you special because...
Elijah: We're your conscience.
Elle: My conscience is a bunch of guys I think are ridiculously good looking?
Hayden: Why yes. We were hand-picked by yourself.
Elle: Well then. One of you is missing.
Tobey: Really? There's me, hobbit dude, lightsaber boy and the music man. Whom else are we forgetting?
Elle: ~ closes her eyes and thinks really hard ~
Noah: ~ walks in ~ Hey, did I miss anything?
Elle: Noah!
Elijah: How come she didn't act this happy when I came in before? I'm very confused.
~ Suddenly Katie walks into the room grabs Tobey ~
KT: Wrong conscience Tobey boy, you're with me.
Tobey: Sorry Elle byt KT is the only girl for me ~ Tobey puts on his spider mask on and grabs KT as they swing to NYC ~
Elle: I knew she would do that. ~ crosses arms ~ I hate her.
Noah: Bummer.
Elijah: Well, who does your other little sister get?
Elle: ~ closes eyes and thinks really hard ~
~ Cave Troll breaks down wall ~
C.T.: Grrr. Arg.
Hayden: ~ Whips out lightsaber and blows it to little snack size bits sold separately at you local food store ~
Elijah: Ah! ~ smacks Hayden ~ I was supposed to do that!
Hayden: Jee Wiz. You're welcome.
Elijah: I have my own weapon thank you very much.
Hayden: Oh yeah?
Elijah: ~ draws Sting ~
Hayden: Oh. It shines blue. So what? So does mine.
Elijah: It's shinning blue!? Where's the orc?
Elle: Next door to my room. Don't bother.
Elijah: Well at least mine is Elvin made.
Hayden: Well I made mine my self!
Elle: Boys! Stop!
Noah: ~ his beeper goes off ~ Oh sorry. Gotta split. Good luck!
Elle: Bye. ~ Sigh ~ There goes another one.
Elijah: Why was he here in the first place.
Elle: He's just cute.
Elijah: Oh.
Elle: ~ falls on her bed again in despair ~ Oh, woe is me.
Hayden: Oh, not again.
Ewan: Any song requests?
Elijah: If anything, something perky.
Ewan: ~ singing ~ Oops, I did it again. I played with your hear. Got lost in the game. Oh baby, baby.
Elijah: ~ pulling Elle up ~ Here's what you gotta do.
Hayden: #1 Pick yourself up and dust yourself off.
Ewan: You might think we're in love. That I'm sent from above.
Elijah: #2 Bow Your Nose
Hayden: Yeah, wait a sec..ewwwww
Ewan: I'm not that innocent.
Elijah: Uh Ewan, just, no.
Hayden: Ewan please cut it out!
Elle: Ok. Brittney Spears. BAD IDEA!
Ewan: Sorry. You said something perky.
Elle: Just stick to "Roxanne" or even better, just hum it.
Ewan: Alright. ~ faces a corner and hums "Roxanne" ~
Hayden: I believe that about wraps this up. You are semi-problem free for now.
Elle: But you guys are forgetting the most important part!!!
Hayden: Eh?
Elle: A boyfriend! I want a boyfriend! I want somebody to name stars after me even though they already have some other name. I want to receive bouquets that have their roots still attached. I want somebody to take me to favorite movies and dances. Somebody who I can talk to for hours and want to hold their hand every instant they are around. Somebody to walk me home, and save a seat for me on the bus.
Elijah: Oh. I see. We can't really help you there. That's your own ally.
Hayden: Are you sure you want to get into that business?
Elle: I ache for one with every fiber of my being.
Hayden: Well then. Just wait. A good person is bound to come your way any minute. We have to leave you now to make your own decisions.
Elijah: Bye.
Ewan: ~ stopped humming ~ See you later!
Hayden: A pleasure to be of service madam. ~ and everyone begins to walk out of the door ~
Elle: ~ grabs Elijah by the shirt collar ~ Wait! You can't leave yet. ~ shuts door behind them giggling~