The Misadventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Disclaimer: The hedgehog is back…and crazier than ever! Based on the Archie Comics, follows the Sonic and the Freedom Fighters many misadventures, some of which include Eggman moving into Knothole and Tails and Shadow joining the army….

It was morning at Sonic's house as the blue blur was going out the door. "Alright mom, dad I'll see you later!" He shouted. "Bye Sonic!" They replied.

(Sonic Heroes Theme)

Sonic ran across the desert at high speeds. He grinned, "Nothing can stop the fastest thing alive!" He cried to the heavens, "Nothing!!!" Suddenly Sonic tripped, lost his footing and skipped across the desert land like a rock skipping across water. After what seemed like ten minutes, Sonic fell face-flat on the ground. The Sonic Heroes theme stopped. At Castle Acorn, Sonic barged through the door with ten bruises on his body. "Hey Sally, You have an ointment?" Sonic asked dizzily. Sally nodded and quickly applied ointment to the bruises. Sonic winced, "Damn, Sally what is that stuff, acid?" "Just hold still," Sally said, "I'm almost finished." Knuckles, who was inside the castle, walked over. "Wow, I haven't seen Sonic this beaten up since the time he mocked the green guy's mother.

Who was the Big Green Guy?

Sonic grinned at the Hulk. "Hey, you," Sonic whispered to the Hulk, "Your mother's so ugly, when she looks out the window, she gets arrested for mooning." Hulk stared for three seconds before he lunged at Sonic, who screamed. Shadow walks in, "Hey Sonic, I see…" He quickly turns around, "Okay, I see you're busy…"

End of Flashback…

Metal Sonic, who had just arrived in Knothole, was walking through with one thing on his mind: Kill Sally. "All systems locked on target." He said. "Preparing to terminate in 3…2…1..." Sonic rushed into his range, "Hey Metal Sonic, what's up?" Metal Sonic flinched and put away his laser cannons, "Um…well, my loathsome copy…I've decided to no longer follow Eggman's orders, and have decided to retire in your primitive hometown. Sonic just smirked, "Okay then, I'll just show you to Sally and we can find you a house or something…" "Excellent…" Metal Sonic said and began to laugh maniacally. Sonic stared for three seconds, finally he stopped. "So…we…" Sonic began. Metal Sonic stopped him, "Wait, I'm not yet finished." He continued laughing maniacally(Ominous music).

Metal Sonic walked into his new house. It had all the works, dressers and drinks and food, nuts and bolts to be exact. "Hmm...this primitive house may not be as bad as I thought." Metal Sonic muttered. "I'll create a base to destroy Princess Sally, then my mission shall be complete!" Suddenly a huge piece of stone fell on Metal Sonic's head, leaving a large dent in his metal. "What the deuce is this?!?" He said in a startled tone. "Oh, sorry," Sonic replied. "You might wanna fix that…" Suddenly, another piece of rock fell from the ceiling and whacked Sonic over the head. "Archie and Jughead dudes!" Sonic muttered. He then collapsed, unconscious.

Julie-Su and Knuckles were walking along when they spotted Metal Sonic walking across the village towards the castle. "Oh great, what's he doing here?" Knuckles asked. "I say we check it out." Julie-Su said. "You remember the time we decided to let Metal Sonic into the castle?"

Flashback

Metal Sonic is seen in a clown suit. Sonic answered the door. "Yeah, what is it?" "Hello, I'm Met...err…I mean Bonkers the clown." Metal Sonic said. He started juggling some bouncy balls. Sonic started laughing like a childish three-year old, "Again, do it again!" Metal Sonic blew a balloon shaped like the Sonic Team logo. Sonic laughed again, "Sally will love you! Come in." Metal Sonic walked in. Ten seconds later, the sounds of glass shattering and machine gun turrets are heard as Sonic's metal duplicate tried to kill Sally. After two minutes it stops, and then Sonic is seen kicking Metal Sonic out the window.

End of Flashback…

Metal Sonic burst through the castle doors. After thus learning from a knocked out Sonic that they had a Chaos Emerald, he was going to threaten Sally. He walked up to her. "Hello Sally Acorn…" He then began to chuckle slightly. "I terribly want that Chaos Emerald…" Sally just shook her head, "Sorry, but you can't have it." Metal Sonic nodded, "Hmmm…I see, maybe you'd change your mind if I showed you some…ACME GRENADES!!!!" He pulled out a box of grenades and Sally flinched. "Now give me that emerald otherwise I'll stuff these in your mouth and watch as you suffer terribly!" "Here you go then." Sally said simply. Metal Sonic blinked, "Hmmm….well…ummm…huh…VICTORY IS MINE!!!!" He dashed out the door, still holding the grenades. Ten seconds passed and there was an explosion. "ARRRGGGHHH, damn you all!!!" He roared.

Metal Sonic walked past Knuckles and Julie-Su, who were trying to hold back their laughter. Metal Sonic turned to them, "Yes laugh all you want," He started, "But just you wait! I'll have my vengeance on you and I'll laugh as you burn in hell!" He dashed off in an instant. "Knuckles smiled and burst into laughter, after three seconds, Julie-Su began laughing too. Sonic finally awoke with Tails standing in front of him. "Aw, man that hurt a lot…" Sonic groaned. "Man, you must've been knocked out for at least half an hour now…" Tails replied. Suddenly, Metal Sonic burst through the door with shotguns. "Get the hell out of my house!!!" He yelled. Sonic and Tails squeaked and dashed out the door avoiding bullets and such.

It's mainly the pilot, so it's not as funny as the later chapters are going to be. Will Metal Sonic succeed? Will Sonic ever stop being insane (See the Adventure of Sonic and Kirby in the game crossovers)? Find out in Chapter 2!