Don't be deterred by the length! This prologue will explain some things and will tell me if anyone's interested in this story or not. This story is rated T for now, but may change to M later.
Disclaimer: Kishimoto's supposed "picture" is not part of Naruto, and is only a figment of my imagination. And I don't own Naruto. Now read on to understand what Kishimoto's picture is.
Prologue
In Masashi Kishimoto's room (the creator of Naruto!), on the desk was a drawing of a small bottle. Not even a bottle—more like a vial, except it was banged up too much and looked too old to be a pretty glass vial. The End.
Not really. Now, let's switch over to the world of Naruto.
Konohamaru was going about his daily business one day, which entailed stalking Naruto, trying to surprise his grandpa, the Third Hokage, and calling Naruto's girlfriend ugly. As he hastily covered up himself with a sheet to camouflage himself into the fence as Naruto walked by, he accidentally trod on a small something.
As Naruto finally passed out of sight, he lowered the sheet and picked up the something that he had trodden on.
"Huh?" He stared at the bottle in confusion. In tiny print across it, it read "Sexy Sex Change: Widespread Edition. DO NOT OPEN."
Now, Konohamaru wasn't stupid. But he didn't exactly know what "widespread" meant. However, he did know that he hadn't quite mastered the Sexy no Jutsu yet, and that he really wanted to become a sexy girl to impress Boss.
So slowly, he uncorked the bottle, and a tiny wisp of gas came out. Konohamaru waited for a sign, for anything, that he'd become a girl. Nothing happened.
"Aw, shucks." He grumbled, dropping the bottle and cursing himself for wasting time and running after where Naruto had gone.
On the backside of the bottle, it read "Takes Effect in 12 Hours."
In the Hokage's Office, the old Sandaime rubbed the back of his head. "Why do I have a feeling something bad is going to happen…?" He wondered.
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