Death Note: The Real Ending
A/N: As the title states, this is what really happened at the end of Death Note. I own nothing!
Light has killed everyone who stood in his way. Now there is nothing stopping him from creating a new world.
While Light is searching the internet for names and faces of those he wants to kill, he gets an idea. He will search "deadliest people on Earth", and surely he will find "Kira" as number one on that list. So, Light Googles "deadliest people on Earth" and clicks on the first result. Unfortunately, "Kira is only number two."
"What the…!" exclaimed Light, "This is IMPOSSIBLE! "Kira" should be NUMBER ONE!"
Light then checks the top of the list, and at number one, where "Kira" is supposed to be, displays the name… CHUCK NORRIS.
"Chuck Norris is number one, how dare he be deadlier than "Kira"!" mutters Light. He continues by saying, "Chuck Norris, I have your name and your face, this will be so simple! Hahahaha!"
Without wasting time, Light Yagami, with his pen, scrawls the name across the current page in his death note, "CHUCK NORRIS".
Light laughs maniacally at his triumph. Unfortunately, Light turns to find Ryuk with a horrified look on his face.
"What's the matter, Ryuk? Are you scared of my deadly amibition?" questioned Light.
"Oh crap! What did you just do! Don't tell me… you did IT!" replied Ryuk.
"Oh yes, I did it, and now, I will be the deadliest person on Earth!" said Light as he followed with maniacal laughter.
Then, Ryuk opens the Death Note and says "You didn't read this rule, idiot!"
The rule, displayed under all of the others, states, "If the writer writes Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, Chuck Norris will annihilate the Shinigami with his honey badgers, followed by the writer with a roundhouse kick. Also, Chuck Norris will shove the writer's head up his a** so hard that his head will go to an alternate universe."
Light questions, "What does this mean?"
"To put it in simple terms," explains Ryuk, "Chuck Norris defies the Death Note!"
Light exclaims "Oh cra-!" when suddenly, the door behind him bursts into tiny splinters. Light lets out a loud scream.
Standing in the doorway was the great Chuck Norris with his three honey badgers.
"You wrote my name in the Death Note boy," laughs Chuck Norris. "Ha! That'll be the last name you ever write!"
"My honey badgers! Attack the Shinigami!" ordered Chuck Norris.
In an instant, the honey badgers leap forward onto Ryuk and rip him into tiny pieces. Light stood in horror as he watched. In less than a second, the Shinigami was no more than a bunch of tiny, scattered pieces, like the door.
Chuck Norris laughs, points at Light, and then said, "Now it's your turn, boy, and I'll deliver your punishment to you PERSONALLY!"
Light starts to say "I'm scre-" when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Light in the stomach, and Light s disintegrated into pure energy. However, Chuck Norris is not done, he takes the energy that was Light's head along with the energy that was Light's a**, and shoves the head energy up the a** energy so hard that the head energy was transferred to an alternate universe. Chuck Norris walked over to Light's desk and picked up his Death Note.
"Ah, another Death Note to add to my collection," smiles Chuck Norris. He then crushes the Death Note until it's a powder and puts it into a small bottle. He then proceeds to consume the Death Note. When he is finished, Chuck Norris looks at the webpage on Light's computer monitor.
Finally, with a smirk on his face, he announces, "And that's why I'm NUMBER ONE!" and walks off with his honey badgers by his side.
A/N: This story came to mind when I was talking to Skywolf77 one day. She told me to post it and, that's what I did! No flames will be accepted. But, creative criticism is accepted!