A/N: I'm the creator of Snape's Hair. So I'm extremely bored, so I shall
attempt another totally ridiculous story...
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter...
Harry's Contacts
"I'm so bored," Harry says, "School is going to start in a month... and I'm stuck here with nothing to do. At least the Dursleys are out today. Hmmm... I might as well watch some T.V." Harry picked up the remote and turned on the T.V. He flipped through the many channels available to him and saw there was nothing on. He settled for watching some soaps. A little while later, commercials began to come on. All those telemarketer commercials and such were on. One caught his eye in particular.
"Are you sick and tired of those dorky glasses you have to wear?" came a voice, and then there were some people who were shown in thick, round glasses nodding at the comment.
"And aren't you tired of them breaking all the time?" the voice asked again. Some images of shattered glasses were shown.
"And all the time people are teasing you?" the voice asked again, and the previous people in dorky glasses were shown again, this time they were being teased by some bullies. Well, Harry could relate to that. Dudley always used to break his glasses and then Harry would have to wear tape on them just to keep them together.
"Then you should consider getting... Contact Lenses!" the voice exclaimed, and Harry stared in amazement as he saw the people who used to have the glasses now have none.
"Contact go into your eyes, so people aren't able to see them," the voice explained, "and you can even change the color of your eyes with some lenses as well. Hurry now to an eye doctor and get those contacts now!" Harry nodded and shut off the T.V.
"I have to get contact lenses!" he exclaimed, "But... I don't have an eye doctor! Wait... Hermione is always talking about malls having Eye Doctors. I should head to one of them! Wait... I don't have any money except for Galleons. I don't think muggle places take these. It looks like I need to go to Gringots and exchange some for some muggle money. How am I going to do all of this with Voldemort on the loose?" Harry pondered what to do before coming up with an idea.
"I'll call Hermione and have her come with! We can disguise ourselves and such, and then I can go get my contacts!" he decided. (How he was going to pull this off was a complete mystery)...
To Be Continued...
A/N: I'm bored... so I write things like this. Nothing deep or meaningful... but this kind of stuff... I'll try to update soon... if people want me to carry out what will happen... Please no flames! (but I appreciate reviews...)
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter...
Harry's Contacts
"I'm so bored," Harry says, "School is going to start in a month... and I'm stuck here with nothing to do. At least the Dursleys are out today. Hmmm... I might as well watch some T.V." Harry picked up the remote and turned on the T.V. He flipped through the many channels available to him and saw there was nothing on. He settled for watching some soaps. A little while later, commercials began to come on. All those telemarketer commercials and such were on. One caught his eye in particular.
"Are you sick and tired of those dorky glasses you have to wear?" came a voice, and then there were some people who were shown in thick, round glasses nodding at the comment.
"And aren't you tired of them breaking all the time?" the voice asked again. Some images of shattered glasses were shown.
"And all the time people are teasing you?" the voice asked again, and the previous people in dorky glasses were shown again, this time they were being teased by some bullies. Well, Harry could relate to that. Dudley always used to break his glasses and then Harry would have to wear tape on them just to keep them together.
"Then you should consider getting... Contact Lenses!" the voice exclaimed, and Harry stared in amazement as he saw the people who used to have the glasses now have none.
"Contact go into your eyes, so people aren't able to see them," the voice explained, "and you can even change the color of your eyes with some lenses as well. Hurry now to an eye doctor and get those contacts now!" Harry nodded and shut off the T.V.
"I have to get contact lenses!" he exclaimed, "But... I don't have an eye doctor! Wait... Hermione is always talking about malls having Eye Doctors. I should head to one of them! Wait... I don't have any money except for Galleons. I don't think muggle places take these. It looks like I need to go to Gringots and exchange some for some muggle money. How am I going to do all of this with Voldemort on the loose?" Harry pondered what to do before coming up with an idea.
"I'll call Hermione and have her come with! We can disguise ourselves and such, and then I can go get my contacts!" he decided. (How he was going to pull this off was a complete mystery)...
To Be Continued...
A/N: I'm bored... so I write things like this. Nothing deep or meaningful... but this kind of stuff... I'll try to update soon... if people want me to carry out what will happen... Please no flames! (but I appreciate reviews...)