Ha ha ok this was formed out of a pearls before swine cartoon. And I can see this happening to alice.
Heres the actuall cartoon:
Pig: our sewing machine keeps acting up.. its like its possessed or something
Mouse: how come everytime a stupid applicence acts up people say its possessed?
Sewing machine: I love satan. I love satan.
Mouse: call a priest.
Ok so its really funny when you see the cartoon.
Disclamer: I don't own pearls before swine. I don't own any twilight characters. But I do own the possessed sewing machine… ok im getting word that I don't own that either. Man I don't own anything!!
Alice: dang it !!
Emmett: whats up alice?
ALICE: our sewing machine keeps acting up.. its like its possessed or something
Emmett: how come everytime a stupid applicence acts up people say its possessed? I mean has anyone asked the sewing machine how it feels?!!? Come on alice how could you be so racist.!?!
Alice: Emmett… don't get so mad over something so strange.
Emmett: god alice you didn't even ask the sewing machine felt about it.
Emmett storms out of the room
Sewing machine: I LOVE SATAN. I LOVE SATAN.
Alice: umm can somebody come get me im scared…
Carlise: whats wrong alice?
Sewing machine: I LOVE SATAN. I LOVE SATAN.
Alice: that's whats wrong.
CARLISE: oh I see. We are going to have to destroy it you know.
Alice: I want to see it burn MWHAHAHAHAH.
CARLISE: Ahem.
Alice: lets video tape it burning.
Carlise rases his eyebrows in question but doesn't dare ask alice why she wants to video tape it.
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Later that night. All the cullens and bella standing around a camp fire when alice brings out the sewing machine.
Bella: alice why are you carring that sewing machine tward the fire?
Sewing machine: I LOVE SATAN I LOVE SATAN.
Alice: does that explain it?
Alice walks over to the fire and throws the sewing machine in.
Sewing machine: I LOVE SATAN I LOVE SATAN
Everyone thinks the sewing machine is dead and will never come back again.
But what happens when the fire gets put out and its still alive? Tune in next time for what will alice try to do to the possessed sewing machine!
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