I look over to Princess Bubblegum. My sweet candy princess. I smile and think of our love. Bubblegum looks back at me lovingly. "I love you." I whisper. She smiles.
"I love you too." We go under an apple tree and snuggle, looking at the clouds happily.
I get up suddenly and drag Bubblegum with me. "C'mon!" I say. She looks at me curiously.
I take her to Fin and Jake's house. Fin looks at me funny. Jake pisses himself. I kiss Bubblegum and smile. Bubblegum blushes a deep pink, which is so adorable. Fin's mouth drops.
"But, I… Princess Bubblegum, I love you…" Fin says.
"Too bad, she's mine." I say.
I pick Princess Bubblegum up and we float away, happily ever after.
THE END BITCHES.