Cheerilee Has Tourettes

By NocturneD

Note: A parody of my own work from a long time ago and might be word for word. I know what tourettes is people you don't need to tell me that the one featured in this story isn't the right one. This is for fun and contains crude comedy. Don't like, don't read. Contains language.

Another day at school for the little fillies and colts of Ponyville. It was Monday, so another week to drag on and on. Miss Cheerilee, the teacher of the elementary school of Ponyville has been out for a few weeks for reasons unknown to the students and a substitute was provided. The adults on the other hand have an idea that spread like wildfire with gossip and talk around the town. Something that might force Cheerilee out of the job. But the ponies of Ponyville were forgiving and understood once Cheerilee came back from the hospital and announced that she had a case of the tourettes syndrome.

The school bell rung proudly to announce that it was ready to start. The last of the fillies and colts sat in their desks. Some excited, most still sleepy and bored. The substitute was not in, some of the students started to talk among themselves wondering what could of happened or wondering where the substitute was. Just then the front door opened, there stood two ponies. One a dark pink pony with a pink curly hair due and the other a violet unicorn with purple hair. The two made their way to the front of the classroom.

The purple unicorn cleared her throat, "Excuse me class. I would like take this time for all us to welcome back your teacher Miss Cheerliee." Many of the ponies clopped their hooves to the floor happily. "You all know me, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I want to tell you that Miss Cheerilee was indeed in the hospital getting a check up and is diagnosed with tourettes. It's a disorder that affects the brain in some way that makes you do things like clop your hooves every time you blink or say things... Your teacher has the latter..." The children looked at them funny, Cheerlie's appearance was a mess but she insisted she was fine. "I just want you kids to know that whatever miss Cheerilee says out loud, she doesn't mean alright?"

Twilight smiled at Cheerilee and walked out of the classroom turning things over. Cheerilee forced a smile, "I trust that you all gave the substitute the same respect that you ga..." Her eye twitched for a second, "gave me. We'll start today off with a math if you children don't mind." The teacher grabbed a piece of chalk with her mouth and started writing down some math problems. After she was done she turned around, Snips raised his hoof.

"Ye...yes Snips?" Cheerilee's eye twitched.

"Can I go to the bathroom?" Snips asked.

"FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK!" Cheerilee shouted. Quickly she covered her mouth while the children gasped. She tried to quickly apologize, the children knew this was probably what Twilight Sparkle meant so they're just going to have to cope with it. She excused Snips to go to the bathroom, he came back looking stupid. id as usual. Then Snails asked if he could use the rest room and she excused him. Forty minutes passed and Snails finally came back. Ofcourse he was asked if he was alright, he nodded that everything was fine.

After getting the class to calm down from all the giggle fits of the use of swear words. Cheerilee made the students take a quiz over what the substitute taught them. Cheerilee was shaking. Looking back up at the clock it was only eleven thirty something. The children were busy with their next assignment until finally twelve o'clock rang for lunch. The children raced outside to have their lunch and sit with their friends.

Cheerilee started grading the quizzes and so far, she wasn't happy with the results except for a few. She looked at Apple Bloom's test, "ASS!" She wrote on the paper. She looked at Scootaloo's next, "CUNT!" She wrote it on the paper. She continued this.

Finally at the end of the day, it was not a very pleasant one. Cheerilee handed back the quizzes and excused the class then walked back to her desk and laid her head down. The children knew she was miserable but left anyway. Apple Bloom gave one last look at her broken down teacher, then left.

"So... what did you get Sweetie Belle?" Scootaloo asked while holding her own quiz to compare.

"She wrote down a big red D. But then wrote a word with it and it says... Dumb ass!" Sweetie Belle frowned.

"Ah... she wrote cunt on mine." Scootaloo shook her head.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were upset too and showed theirs. "She wrote Bitch on mine." Said Diamond Tiara, "And Silver Spoon's as well."

"How fitting." Scootaloo mumbled.

Snails and Snips showed theirs, "She wrote down Fucktard on both of ours."

Pip the transfer pony from Trottingham showed his, "What a weird grading scale your teacher has. She put down Faggot on mine."

"Well if she wrote those nasta thins on your papers I got the word Ass Bag on mine." Apple Bloom showed her paper.

The children sighed, they missed Cheerilee before she became a raging swearing crazy pony.

"The thing is... Twilight Sparkle said we shouldn't take it to heart." Sweetie Belle sniffed, almost like she wanted to cry, "But it does hurt."

"Wait!" Apple Bloom chimed in, "Maybe Zecora will have something to help!"

Cheerilee stuck her head out the window and shouted, "PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" The little ponies scattered in fright and ran home. The teacher had to wash off her face, the tears were unwanted.

Ponyville will never be the same again...

to be continued... or not...

note: yeah, trying to make an identical fic to my Mr. Ratburn has Tourettes story doesn't seem to follow up very well with ponies though that one had to do more with the Tourettes guy than anything. But hey it was worth a try, since Beavis and Butt-head Do Equestria really helps my comedy why not throw it around with more crude stuff. If you didn't like it fine, if you did drop a review. To the real people who have tourettes syndrome, I'm sorry that god gave you that disorder. But this was intended for comedy purposes.