"Kyaaa! Help me!" A lady yelled out, struggling to get out of the man's grip.

"MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! Give me all of your money, or else she'll die!" The man yelled, yanking a gun out of his gun holster and shoved it against the woman's head, making her yelp. Warm tears rolled down the woman's face as many of the bankers that were behind a counter got out the money they had and handed it to the man, who rammed the money into a potato sack.

"Not day!" A semi-high pitched voice called out before a clapping noise was heard after it, the ground ripped apart, separating the man from the money and the woman.

"Dammit! What the hell?!" The robber hollered, landing on his side but standing straight up. A sick, echo sounding laughter was heard from the doorway, making the man turn to the door and see the oddest thing he may ever see.

In the doorway stood a suit of armor that had a seemingly stretched out red cloak. The armor seemed like it went through a lot. The laughter continued, beginning to sound like a child's laugh. "W-who the hell are ya...?" The robber asked, sweat dropping.

"Me? Why, I am the FullMetal Alchemist!" The armor said proudly, hands on hips. The man looked at him like the armor had 7 heads and 4 tails.

"And...?" The man pressed, still confused.

The armor gasped dramatically, "you haven't heard of the name, Edward Elric?!" A couple of the bankers who were giving the man money gasped.

"That's Edward Elric! A State Alchemist!"

Now the man gasped, "your Edward Elric?! The FullMetal alchemist?! Oh, please spare me!" The man cried pathetically. The armor waved his hand.

"No can do sir, you almost robbed a bank. You will go to jail!" The armor announced, the man somehow got cuffed and shipped to the prison down the street.

"Oh, thank you so much, mr. Edward Elric!" The lady who was used as a hostage said gratefully.

"Ah, no worries, miss. It was my pleasure!" The armor said again, waving his hand in dismissal.

The woman puckered up her lips and kissed the armor's cheeks before running off. The armor laughed nervously and rubbed the back of his neck, then returning to the central HQ base.

"OI, Al, where the hell did you go off to? And where the hell is my-" the real Edward Elric started, seeing his younger brother Al wearing his jacket. There was an awkward pause between the two, before Edward said "you better not have stretched it."

Its not my idea, I saw a picture of al wearing Eds coat and acting like FullMetal, and I made a short, cracked up story with that idea in my head. :3